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#259562 - 10/30/04 02:30 AM Happy Halloween
Sparkey Repeat Spawner Registered: 03/06/99 Posts: 1231 Loc: Western Washington	Happy Halloween everyone! $\:\)$ Ken Schram Commentary: Might Be Better To Take The Trick October 29, 2004 By Ken Schram SEATTLE - Who gives out what for Halloween? After exhaustive research, I've compiled a list of what some folks are giving out to trick-or-treaters this year. Tim Eyman is going with his standard: big bags of B.S. Not to be outdone, Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels is handing out even bigger bags of B.S. Governor Gary Locke will give you his weekly appointment at the barber college. Matt Hasslebeck is giving out pass interceptions. From Ron Sims you'll get a brochure: 15 Ways To Say "Merry Christmas" Without Using The Words "Merry" or "Christmas." Puyallup school chief Tony Apostle isn't giving away anything. He just comes to the door to scare kids. Kathi Goertzen is handing out pictures of the faces she makes during my commentaries. Go to Bill Bavasi's house and you'll get 2004 Mariners' World Series hats. KVI's John Carlson has autographed copies of his new book titled: "I'm So Far Right That I Haven't Been Right So Far." Mary Kay Letourneau... What're you nuts!! Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, let your kids go anywhere near her house! Have fun, and be careful out there. _________________________ Ryan S. Petzold aka Sparkey and/or Special
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