Currious? Click on the link below. Of course, the real homophobs in the crowd will be afraid to do so.

GAY TEST

Use your board name to make it intersting. Apparently, Sol is 20% gay (a good heterosexual score BTW), which I find rediculous. I mean, I even eat my hot dogs from the middle for crying out loud.

Bucket on the other hand scored 82%, which doesn't surprise me after hearing about him getting caught powdering his nuts at the cabin awhile back. :p

Depends which 20% of you is gay. If you are 6' tall thats about 14 inches of gay.
:p

I'm so dam hetro I couldn't get the thing to open, but I do know what color cerise is.

Seriously, whenever I try to open things like that all I get is a blank rectangle with a little symbol in the upper right corner. (In the symbol are a circle a rectangle and a square. Any ideas how to fix this?

43% score in the middle. Says I am a happy and well adjusted hetero babe.

Wonder how they arrived at such an ACCURATE conclusion? :p

Damn I'm 23% gay and didn't even know it.
Too much soft city livin I guess!

Damn 36% Maybe I should masturbate less!

6 % gay here , this must be British. right? Kinda wonder about a "23% er" though , but none of the questions were about fishing, so it may skew the sample from this board !! The real question is 'How do you thread your rod? "

KK

Sol: At 20% , one of your fingers is gay, I guess. So........Rosie, meet 'Robbie" !! :p

It's ok to know what color cerise is, just don't own 'undergarments' of that shade.

KK

I'm 36%.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

P.S. I wonder how my wife and two daughters would feel about there husband and Dad being 36% gay?????.

OK SOL. Just you keep in mind who started this one! Cause it's going to get ugly.


My new screen name is SOL STALKER

I was scared at first when I saw that meter going all the way over!!!!

A lady that eats her hot dog from the end---I likie.

30% for me ... guess I'm just perfectly in touch with my feminine side.

Man, the stuff you guys come up with on rain-out days!!

Hey, we got that wedding shirt too today, and some shoes

Can I ask for a 30% discount on this wedding since it'll only be 70% effective?

Good choice Bucket ... you're now knighted Sir Sol Stalker

Spartan:

That's actually the funniest part of the whole thing is watching the look on someone's face as the 'ole meter starts to climb

32% for me, must've been my lucky leather steelhead pants

Congratulations on your Knighthood Bucket, not only does Sol have to watch out for projectile potatoes but now his backside too??

You guys are NUTS!!

Shouldn't this be on "Is Their Life After Fishing?"

Buncha sickos!

By the way, I came in at 6%.

I'm this gay...

16 % Gay..... Wondering if I should have picked being a cowboy instead of an Indian....

16 %... why does that seem like so much right now ???? My wife is in for it tonight... I got issues that need resolved

I'm 23% gay. I scared myself a bit though. I had to take the test twice because the first time I took it I was 100% gay. I wasn't going to post that result on the board. I took it again to get an average of my gayness and the gayometer pegged at 100% again. I was almost resigned to the fact that I've been living a lie all these years (I've been married 6 years) when I saw right next to the gayometer "check YOUR results." I hadn't seen that the first time.
I'm relieved that now I can "keep my tip up" when I greet the ol' lady tonight!

That guage does worry you when it goes all the way to 100%....but then it says..."click here for final results"..WHEW!

Came up with a 23%. Not quite as "in touch with my feminine side" as others...but more than acceptable by my standards..

Back to rebuilding the boat trailer. Can't fish yet, so might as well do something productive...

Mike

Thanks Sol!!! I rang up a Whopping 16, and it says I come across so not gay that I might actually be gay... go figure.

And I still don't know what color cerise is

Bob, what really worries me is these are WORK days for most of us!

Hah, true dat, bucket!!

20% gay here. Some of those questions I never thought about. When it came to "do you pluck your eyebrows?" I knew I was racking up some percentage points there! As far as do good drivers make better lovers, show me a woman who can drive, then I'll decide - i ain't found one yet!!

Dave ... You may need to install the Macromedia Flash Player. The symbol you descibe is normally an image placeholder for IE, but perhaps the messge displayed for those w/o flash is an image and for some reason is not working.

Should be able to go to Macromedia.com and download the player ... lots of sites incorporate it nowadays

23% percent???? thats crazy, looks like im not watchin enough football

I'm just glad that I lied about plucking my eyebrows. And the lucky undies.

Bob.. I think your last post picked you up a couple bonus points, who knows that stuff??

Dave: those symbols ( a circle a rectangle and a square) means YOUR GAY!!. just kidding! appartly I'm 40 % gay. VERY FUNNY THREAD THOUGH, ALMOST PISSED MY SILK UNDERWEAR LAUGHING!

23%. Would have been higher but my wife plucks my eyebrows (so I didn't have to count it, right?). Um, I guess I'm assuming plucking eyebrows is a positive gay response...

Nuts4Steel:

Damn , I was afraid that's what they meant.
It's sad to learn this so late in life. I have wasted soo much money on women. And you hardly ever find one with a good truck and boat.

13%....not surprising. What is more interesting is how interested we were to take it..

H20- I'm still laughing. ( I almost said "at your post", wrong choice of words on this thread!)

Or you're watching to much football. The line of scrimage before the snap could be strangely arousing to a confused young lad.

Technically I don't "pluck" my eyebrows I trim them. I'm a 20%.

OK, after reading the replies, I had to take the test.........
I went 26%, seems kinda average, although that is more than 1/4, hmmm.
The wife on the otherhand, she went 36% gay, I think that is small enough that I do not have to worry about anything. Yet, a 1 in 3 chance that "THE DREAM" may still come true.


NEN

Always lookin' on the bright side, Ain't ya NEN?

KK

This topic is way too funny. But, I do have to wonder how a guy can ask how the Lyre is holding up and get no responses, while the rest of us are more than happy to share just how gay we are with all those weird "lurkers" out there.
Some interesting questions to be answered though. Like, how would I have scored if I HAPPENED to pluck my thick eyebrows, or, IF I wore lucky un's in some of my soccer games.
As for the Lyre, it'll be at least a couple weeks til it drops in and the fish show up. :p

I guess we can assume those we've not heard from are gay to the core. :p

I'm alot straighter then most of you thought I was....20%.

Now if we could only get Vic to take the test. :p

i'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!

I am 100% lesbian and proud of it

JD

30% gay down here in Mineral. Hope my logging buddies don't find out. They might linch me.

26% gay, got alittle scared when the meter started going nuts at first. I did own a pair of leather pants back in the Motley Crue days of shout at the devil though.

13% for me. Where did I go wrong?

Should have been 0%.

Guess it's that lesbo question I failed on.

fp

26% here...19.25 inches of gay-ness. Does that mean that if I had 4 different partners that one of them on average would be a guy?

Maybe it was the "Do you trim your pubic hair?" question...

ROFLMAO
Camo

30%.

I got a little worried when that meeter ran all the way over to %100. Then I saw the click here to view results. %20 for me. IT says I am way to straight for these modern times?? What's that about?? I can live with that though!
He Sparky I don't believe your results after seeing those photos you posted earlier this year :p

Gutplie I would like to see you and Vern take this test!!

i would say that if you post about what river spot is "hot" you are 100% gay..... cuz obviously you are looking to have as many other guys around you as possible

20%

Maybe I lost some points when I walked in to that lesbian convention the other day and barked out "Ok, which one of you cupcakes is making me dinner!"

Whew!!! 13% Must have been cuz I trim my mono brow, and admitted to trimming my pubic hair

A solid 20% Gay. Must have been the pubic trim. The key is not to go too short.

Yea on the meter. It starts to go up, and you keep waiting for it to stop..NOOOOOOOO!!

They never said anything about giving your fishing bud a swat on the ars after landing a nice fish, whew!

6% here.

But what a crock. I know it was meant for 'fun' and all, but it is really just another twisted attempt to attack the masculine role in our society.

Someone noted:

"IT says I am way to straight for these modern times?? What's that about?? "

Gotta love these 'progressive' liberals. They want it both ways... Being 'gay' is NOT a choice - remember? Oh wait, but apparently there is a part of each of us that is a little gay or something, right? And if we are 'holding back' on that 'gayness' that we all have, then we are just not 'with the times'.

I bet if a person was a flaming gaywad that scored 100%, the 'test' would say they need to be more 'straight'.

The 'progressive' agenda is to eliminate traditional gender roles and even 'traditional' sexual roles. We should be free to 'experiment both ways'. There isn't really 'male' and 'female', but a gradient of sexual fluidity that should be explored by each individual.

I'm bringing this up because it struck me again as I watched Gloria Steinem (sp?) on TV the other day telling us how the traditional masculine role was the reason for the columbine killings, serial killers, and other very scary things. Her 'proof' was that these actions were done by 100% WHITE, middle class, educated MALES. She conveniently left out other statistics on violent crime committed by non-whites....

The problem isn't with the traditional role of men and women and our sexual identities -the problem is these wack jobs trying to undercut the foundation of a healthy society - the family unit and the embracing of our masculinity and women's femininity. Men these days are struggling with what a man should be...

Sorry for the rant.... now go ahead and flame me...

Whew! got a 6% score. luckily the doc says i need to lose a little weight so I figure at if I loose at least six percent of my body weight I will be 100% hetro. Of course if I gain weight does that mean I have I may become more gay. I guess that might be the incentive I need to get on the treadmill!
By the way, is the dancing banana imoticon straight or gay??

I also liked how many of the questions assumed you were starting with a low moral compass to begin with - like '"f you are going to sleep with a stranger, who's place would you go to?"

20% here too, but after looking at the "Boobies for peace" calendar, that 20% got knockered down to 0%.

23% Gay

"TiVo thinks I'm Gay!"

36% here. Hmmm... maybe it's a coincidence, but I was born in San Francisco!!

PP - Another SHINING example of Christian tolerance and empathy from you huh? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Must be a real b!tch finding pants that will accomodate that stick protruding from your posterior.

10% -- Walking talking straight man ! I 'm way too straight for these modern times ? ?? , I didn't know one could be too straight ? Good News for me But I am a little worried about some of you guys !! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

4Salt - I could just borrow your rear zipper "San Fran Special" leather pants. Or did you leave them at GH's when you had your little sleep over?