26% gay, got alittle scared when the meter started going nuts at first. I did own a pair of leather pants back in the Motley Crue days of shout at the devil though.

13% for me. Where did I go wrong?

Should have been 0%.

Guess it's that lesbo question I failed on.

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26% here...19.25 inches of gay-ness. Does that mean that if I had 4 different partners that one of them on average would be a guy?

Maybe it was the "Do you trim your pubic hair?" question...

ROFLMAO
Camo

30%.

I got a little worried when that meeter ran all the way over to %100. Then I saw the click here to view results. %20 for me. IT says I am way to straight for these modern times?? What's that about?? I can live with that though!
He Sparky I don't believe your results after seeing those photos you posted earlier this year :p

Gutplie I would like to see you and Vern take this test!!

i would say that if you post about what river spot is "hot" you are 100% gay..... cuz obviously you are looking to have as many other guys around you as possible

20%

Maybe I lost some points when I walked in to that lesbian convention the other day and barked out "Ok, which one of you cupcakes is making me dinner!"

Whew!!! 13% Must have been cuz I trim my mono brow, and admitted to trimming my pubic hair

A solid 20% Gay. Must have been the pubic trim. The key is not to go too short.

Yea on the meter. It starts to go up, and you keep waiting for it to stop..NOOOOOOOO!!

They never said anything about giving your fishing bud a swat on the ars after landing a nice fish, whew!

6% here.

But what a crock. I know it was meant for 'fun' and all, but it is really just another twisted attempt to attack the masculine role in our society.

Someone noted:

"IT says I am way to straight for these modern times?? What's that about?? "

Gotta love these 'progressive' liberals. They want it both ways... Being 'gay' is NOT a choice - remember? Oh wait, but apparently there is a part of each of us that is a little gay or something, right? And if we are 'holding back' on that 'gayness' that we all have, then we are just not 'with the times'.

I bet if a person was a flaming gaywad that scored 100%, the 'test' would say they need to be more 'straight'.

The 'progressive' agenda is to eliminate traditional gender roles and even 'traditional' sexual roles. We should be free to 'experiment both ways'. There isn't really 'male' and 'female', but a gradient of sexual fluidity that should be explored by each individual.

I'm bringing this up because it struck me again as I watched Gloria Steinem (sp?) on TV the other day telling us how the traditional masculine role was the reason for the columbine killings, serial killers, and other very scary things. Her 'proof' was that these actions were done by 100% WHITE, middle class, educated MALES. She conveniently left out other statistics on violent crime committed by non-whites....

The problem isn't with the traditional role of men and women and our sexual identities -the problem is these wack jobs trying to undercut the foundation of a healthy society - the family unit and the embracing of our masculinity and women's femininity. Men these days are struggling with what a man should be...

Sorry for the rant.... now go ahead and flame me...

Whew! got a 6% score. luckily the doc says i need to lose a little weight so I figure at if I loose at least six percent of my body weight I will be 100% hetro. Of course if I gain weight does that mean I have I may become more gay. I guess that might be the incentive I need to get on the treadmill!
By the way, is the dancing banana imoticon straight or gay??

I also liked how many of the questions assumed you were starting with a low moral compass to begin with - like '"f you are going to sleep with a stranger, who's place would you go to?"

20% here too, but after looking at the "Boobies for peace" calendar, that 20% got knockered down to 0%.

23% Gay

"TiVo thinks I'm Gay!"

36% here. Hmmm... maybe it's a coincidence, but I was born in San Francisco!!

PP - Another SHINING example of Christian tolerance and empathy from you huh? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Must be a real b!tch finding pants that will accomodate that stick protruding from your posterior.

10% -- Walking talking straight man ! I 'm way too straight for these modern times ? ?? , I didn't know one could be too straight ? Good News for me But I am a little worried about some of you guys !! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

4Salt - I could just borrow your rear zipper "San Fran Special" leather pants. Or did you leave them at GH's when you had your little sleep over?

23% gay, but I lied on on the questions, so now I'm really worried. It all started when I "accidentally" spilled an entire guide-sized bottle of shrimp oil in my waders on a warm spring afternoon. At first I didn't like it, but then . . . .

Now how would a fine upstandin' Christian boy like yerself know anything about rear-zipper leather pants there PP?

Sounds to me like you got some 'first-hand' experience!

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