Last night as I was trying to drift off into lala land my wife was watching the late news.

The lead story was GLOBAL WARMING! They reported that within 50 years the snow pack will be gone and the rivers will dry up and the salmon will be no more. GET OUT the FOIL GP

This reporting went on for what seemed like 5 minutes and closed with an interview from ski managment guy from the pass stating that we have a great base and it has been great with no noticable decline over the past 12 years, that he had been working there.

I laid there and pulled the foil over my head a little tighter and recalled last weeks story of the guys shoveling snow off the roofs at "the Pass" 36" overnight.

the next story was about 21 people who had lost their lives in the Soviet Union because of a bunch of snow.

Send foil to Moscow, and then beam me up

If I remember correctly, the glaciers started retreating about 12,000 years ago, and they still are...

Now if we could just cover the glaciers in foil...

man you are an old fart