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Some folks like to say that Bush is a decendant of Yogi Bera by the stupid way he talks .
I apologise to Yogi Bera, as this was someone elses mistaken opinion .It is evident that
Bush is his own knid of a Moron , and no connection / relation to Mr. Yogi Bera. In fact
if Yogi Bera actually knew that this kind of comparison was made, between him and the
Moron, Yogi sure has the right to be upset.


The first three years...
can the English language survive?


"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country."
- George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ........to be prepared."
- George W. Bush


"I have made good judgments in the past."
"I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush



"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush


"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO."
"We have a firm commitment to Europe, We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession
that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush


And something to be REALLY worried about:





SO

"PLEASE GOD, PLEASE HELP AMERICA!"

Kerry is less-than-hot in the "speechifying" department as well... here's an example:

This is a quote from a CNN report on Kerry responding to the "global test" remark he made during the first debate.

Quote: "I'm never going to allow America's security to be outsourced. That's the job of the president.

"But I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere. " endquote.


Anyone wishing to poke fun at Kerry-- and why not? he's a visible target for humor-- can take his statement about "outsourcing" the security of the US as the job of the president and run with that.

However, his desire to "test the legitimacy" of his plans on the globe "and elsewhere" can ask where else, or who else, he's intending to contact. Little green men? All the way to Mars?

There's a reason that Kerry isn't quoted directly in the press very much. If you listen carefully to what he is saying, his eloquence fades fast. The difference here, I think, is that Bush doesn't have the spinmeisters that Space Cadet Kerry does...

And this doesn't even touch the "I voted for it before I voted against it" business... or was that the reverse?

My $.02,

Keith

J.L.h. now doesnt that just make you proud to call W. our president?
I can hear the cry-babies now when we send that AWOL coward packing....................

He is the worst President in the History.

How can someone that says...("The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush) become President in the first place? I thought it took brains to qualify for such an important position, with the future of Planet Earth at stake.

I have one question to ask him about his statement and that is, how is it possible for the remaining imports to come from inside the country?

He is an absolute moron of an AWOL coward at that!

you asked how he became president, nepotism. If his daddy was not G.w.h. then no-one would have taken him serious about anything. Isn't it amazing that a dullard like him could get people to invest in his hair-brained and then back him for govenor, then president. People will whore themselves out for that dollar bill, amazing.............Fishy.

Need a Laugh !

http://www.jibjab.com

Try "This Land"

Boy this dumb thread has brought out some really intelligent responses....wow

Well sometimes a person has to get down to the level of that person with which he is conversing with.................Fishy.

JOKE.....


A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

TheTexas doctor, not to be outdone, says,
"You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work."

JLH, that is funny, but for the half that are still looking the truth hurts. Were it not for his daddy and his brother stealing the last election, that AWOL COWARD, would never have been called our president....Fishy.

Way to fuuny! Check it out.


http://www.liegirls.com/quicktime.html

Funny stuff.

Apparently John Kerry received this message the other day:

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send John Kerry a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Kerry opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H."

Kerry was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to John Edwards. Edwards and his advisors had no clue either so they sent it to the Democratic National Committee.

No one could solve it so it went to the National Education Association and then to MIT who sent it to Michael Dukakis who then sent it to Teddy Kennedy.

Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. They cabled John Kerry back :

"Tell the Presidential Hopeful he is looking at the message upside down."

Elvis the original joke was funnier without the alterations. Here is the original which makes more sense.


Osama to Dubya

After numerous rounds of .... "We don't even know if Osama is alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:


370HSSV-0773H


Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service.

With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) for help.

The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:

Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down."

Old Boat
------------------------------------------------------------


Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unknown to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle." The old woman fainted.

Good one, Rory!

Kerry Says Saddam 'Might Be Gone' Had He Been President

Fri Oct 29 2004 10:02:35 ET

NBCNEWS Brokaw interviewed John Kerry Thursday evening.

Brokaw: "If you had been President, Saddam Hussein would be in power."

Kerry: "Not necessarily."

Brokaw: "You said you wouldn't go to war against him."

Kerry: "That's not true. Because under the inspection process, Saddam Hussein was required to destroy those kinds of materials and weapons."

Brokaw: "But he wasn't destroying them."

Kerry: "That's what you have inspectors for. That's why I voted for the threat of force, because he only does things when you have a legitimate threat of force. It's irresponsible to suggest that if I were President, he wouldn't be gone. He might be gone, because if he hadn't complied, we might have had to go to war, but if we did, we would have gone with allies, so the American people weren't carrying the entire burden. And the entire world would understand why we did it."

Political Cartoons

Nick Anderson:
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Tony Auth:
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Chip Bok:
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Ruben Bolling's "Tom the Dancing Bug":
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Mike Luckovich:
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Wiley Miller's "Non Sequitur":
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Ted Rall:
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Ben Sargent:
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Garry Trudeau's "Doonesbury":
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Signe Wilkinson:
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Twas The Night Before Voting


Twas the night before voting
and all thru the house,
Bush couldn't sleep
and neither could his spouse.

Hanging chads were hung
by the Chimney with care,
in hopes they'd bring the same luck
as that other 2,000 year.

The Twins were nestled all snug in their beds,
while awol Guardsman were sought by the Feds
.
Finally sleep did come to the Master of the house, and snuggled up to him was Laura his Spouse.

When suddenly he awoke with such a great start, he fell out of bed and frightened his heart.

For out on the lawn there was a great clatter,
he ran to the window to see what was the matter.

When suddenly what to his wondering eyes did appear, but a miniature Sleigh with all his buddies so dear, Rumsfeld, & Cheney, Wolfowitz and Rice,
the whole gang was there, it was delightfullly nice.

But then out of nowhere Powell came up from behind,
to announce he had something of which to remind.

Tomorrows election day & thats why I've come by,
You're going to lose, they remember you lie!