I'm looking for someone who will willingly engage in waterfights when it's already raining, cut off other boats forcing them into logs and rocks, swiping rods from another boat and just being an all around jackass to whomever may be on the river that day.

Does anyone know if such a guide exist?

I've heard guides like that exist, but I think you'd have better luck getting an open seat with a weekend warrior if you want to see that kind of behavior!

Aren't all guides pretty much like that already?



Fish on...

Todd

You forgot one quality

Performing water-based rescue operations!!!

I think the thread title, or heck even the new site title should be:

QUALITY CLIENTS NEEDED BADLY, CRACKERS NEED NOT CALL
:p :p :p

I think you could find one standing on the banks of Blue Creek

Might make for lean winter, though.

Sounds like you may want to book with one of the O'neil's.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Maybe you should add - "Can drink at least 20 beers on a lower Duc float". Always makes me feel better when I know the guy I'm with can't walk, but thinks he can still row!

Don't worry. I usually use email instead of calling!

Call *****.

*****

Wow I didn't realize that you can't even type her name.
She's fun to fish with though.

Yeah that water based rescue operation seems in order but after all the boats you pointed out I don't feel so bad. Once was enough and I hope I was just young and dumb.

At least I knew my beer was safe behind you so I was free to pilfer from the other boat, I mean they had like a case and a half.

As for TFG, no thanks well maybe if she had a rack I might consider it. Her best friend JM pounded down the middle duc on Friday morning only to find four of us fishing his hole, we weren't gonna give way to him. We had Sam, Mike, Bob and Pat let their clients wet a line but I gotta draw the line somewhere. I was suprised he wasn't on the upper hoh bonking fish.

Apparently someone had a video of a certain guide with angry fisherman give the go ahead for full attack when it was discovered that this other boat had pilfered the drift rods when we were in full concentration of our floats. I was just hoping this video would surface in these parts. It would have been a steller day for taters, that's for sure.

I also heard they were dragging that boat out below Allen sat. afternoon which is a good thing because it was not gonna last much longer.

I believe it was also decided at the latest Chin council that you are now jackass #3, it's gonna take some time and work in order for you to pass Pat but I think you have all the tools to accomplish this in a few years.

wait till this summer. you can find all qualified guides in one hole

Bob ya forgot the Tater gun Quality!!

What about the netting of other boats fish and wrist rockets shooting marshmallows with split shot in them?

(I'll make the Classic this year!)

Damn right I got near perfect scores on my target trials with them tater launchers ... would
ve scored perfect had they been Yellow Finns instead of reds!

We have 3 now BC??? Cool , I am very honored!!!

Maybe we can do our own version of the Jackass movie

Isn't that a shame

Just curious....does Eric's crazy wife work?
And she has a nice rack now. Babe don't kill me for posting this!

I assume you guys are talking about that guide that runs oxbow with the coat-it side up. I was surprised to see an interview with her in Steve Hansons article in STS a couple issues back. Remember the e-wars on this board back in the day.

I heard a rumor that Steve Hanson's column in STS was not going to be around any longer.