August 1st will be a day that lives in infamy. Stam and I have filled a charter boat with a select bunch of our friends that includes the following: Kanektok kid, Parker, Chromeshine, NOFISH, Bucket, and B-RUN STEELIE. There are some others unknown to the board as well as some hill-billie relatives of stams, but you get the picture. It will be hard to beat the puke-fest from last year (17 of 24---over the side ), but it sounds like B-RUN is willing to start things off.

We'll keep ya posted and post lots of pics come D-Day.

Right on! Another blauh fest!!!

I'm looking forward to it. Never fished out in the Ocean for salmon.

At least if I puke, I will be in good company.

I should start taking my Dramamine now.....

What boat?

I might suggest a few pool competitions you could arrange just in case the fishing is slow.

Puke for distance and puke for volume.

to go along of course along with biggest fish.

I forgot you kick off the competition by lighting a cigar in the cabin just as you leave the dock and biting the head off a herring as you start the bar crossing.

Boat?

I figure this is something out of a scene from Florida - where the Cubans try to "float" across to America.

I was kinda figuring our "boat" was either a bunch of tied up inner tubes, a couple of floating inflatable blow up sheep, and/or maybe a floating 1962 Cadillac.

I'm sure if you watch the evening news on the 1st, you will get to see our dramatic Coast Guard Rescue!

Than again, if I were commanding the Coast Guard Copter, I'd just turn around and go home...

That would be the Fury, with Skipper Mike Harris and his female deckhand, Ingrid---the fantastic.

This will be the forth year I've fished with Mike and he's never let me down yet.

What and you didn't invite me. What the heck is up with that. Sol you and I could show the boys how to drink some beer. I could bring a couple kegs of my brothers private reserve. No wait that is way to good of a beer to have people pucking over the side. I will just save that for myself. Is No Fish coming along or do you guys plan on catching fish.

You're welcome to come, Pat. Just bring some Busch light, it will be a long day.

All you have to do to get B-run puking is repeat the phrase "Up an down" a few times while dipping your knees at the same time.
Of course you do this while your still standing on terra firma.

As a single guy the flotilla will consist solely of inflatable love dolls i.e. Isis, Charmaine, Jasmine and...well, O.K. just one sheep... you get the idea.

Bring whiskey bottles (full) and writing materials, you WILL need to send the message in'a bottle (empty).

Ingrid the master baiter will be workin' the boat/float, she has a sense of humor and isn't afraid to use it.

Sol, of course will try to perfect his Ahab/Blye impersonation and will be barking orders to one and all, "No, 27.5 pulls" ..... "not yet...ya' idiot ya' pulled it right out of its mouth"..... "get the hell outta my way, this here's a derby fish"....... "just break it off...ya' know it's a shark" or my favorite..."I don't know what you're doing wrong" (insert Burt Reynolds laugh here) as he's reelin' in another one.

We've had a good time in the past, went out on the "Silver Duchess" once, Moss was the captain, that was the only time it got ugly, you guys that have been on that boat know what I'm talkin' about, Mike, Ingrid and the Fury, that's the boat for me.

Stam

I'm going to take B-RUN under my wing, he'll be fine.

Hey pencil me in. Send me an email.

Its my intention to puke and be whitty at the same time.. the pukes a given, the whitty part is probably going to be alcohol related.

Jerry pegged it.. I am a spud picker living in the shadow of the temple on Salt Lake city time. I could puke in a rocking chair if I'm not carefull.

Looking forward to it

B-Run, you are truly a man among men! You already surrendered to pukin, gonna come all the way over to the saltchuck for abuse

I just wish our first meeting could have been in the relative solitude of the Clearwater.......I love that place

Hey, watch it now, Maybe you should save the romantic stuff for one of those "other" boards.

I am looking forward to the distance competition, as I can hurl w/ the best of 'em.
Capt'n Bly/Ahab , will have his hands full, as there will be some 'surprises' for ya Sol.

KK
(Pukemus maximus 'Vomitii')

and...well, O.K. just one sheep... you get the idea.


Stam [/QB][/QUOTE]

I thought you said this was a first class operation?
Anyone from Idaho will need their own sheep, so ya better get two.

KK

If there room ink me in, I'll show you boys how to chew Copenhagen and fishing.

August 1 , hmmm, day after king season closes here and I rarely begin picking on the cojos until about the 5th or so. Wonder if I could make it time after my trip on the 31st???????

I could leave my scoplamine patch off and I will make the Exocist look like a minor little burp from one of Parker's little ones!!

You guys sound like you need a designated driver anyhow