Oh, BTW...I picked up my WMD's yesterday (Weapons of Mint-Bright Destruction)...SpongeBob and Nemo will be riding in this guy's holsters...

Nemo to find me some fish, and SpongeBob to clean up the mess that is sure to be in attendance over the day...

Eight pound test, right?

Fish on...

Todd

Todd: Thursday evening.I won't hit town till about 11:00. Hope the party is still going.

Okay, here's the deal.

I said I had the big boat this year, and it just showed up.

Just to help you sissies out, I'll give you a peek at it to see if you can figure our how to get out of our way:



35 horsies and 8000 pounds ... RAMMING SPEED!!!

Dave, you are sooooo screwed, fine time you picked to align your self with the OBL of the fishing world. You'd best run down to target and pick up bullet proof undies & T-shirts for your "team", complete with bullseye, 10 ring,..etc.
you are soooo screwed!!

Todd: I too purchased the goods, the checkout lady thought I was really being sweet and getting the little'uns stocking stuffers...ha! I told her that actually a bunch of almost adults were going to make a mockery of all that is good and pure in this world...she scowled.

If Parkers driving that thing.....OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

I need to give you boyz a few sponges, to soak up all your BS!!!PEACE

Robbo's report back to the psyche ward: "The develop team has instituted the SRC and the patients are coming along nicely. We should have our first casualty back to the lab within a week. Will report back soon."

Nice Boat Turbo

Oh oh, Bob's got a tank on the Bogie!
Tupperware guys stay well away from that tank!

This oughta be interesting! See you guys there. Scooby Dooby Doo is my weopon of choice.

Nice rig Bob. Business must be very good this year. Is that the original Wild Hair?

Now surely, you, of all Fork folk, know the rules around these parts and if you think a few extra measely little axles is going to keep "the hood" from flattening all them pretty tires and running you out of town on a Barbie rod, well you can just forget that.

But then I suppose you could always ask your SRC gud'buddies to help pull that beast outta wilsons. I'm sure they'd all be happy to help after you've run outta taters and had your little fun.

yours truly,
cedar maggot

Well guys just finished an 18 pack of Bush Lite so I can finish filling up my water balloons or should I say pee loons. It has taken me almost two weeks to fill up fifty of the darn things. Tried out the launcher and it can shoot those things about 100yards. Plus 5000 rounds of paintballs, 4 PB guns, 10lb bottle of CO2, 3 spud guns, 50lbs of spuds, 1 keg of beer(if there is any left after tomorrow night) and I am still working on getting the price set on the naked fishing chick. Looks like Team Bush is almost set to go.

This friggin' fiasco is off to a great start. I just backed into Dave Westerlund's truck and crunched the quarter panel and tail light on my truck.

Stam, do you know a good body man?

D'oh!!

Sol, Just because you are in forks, doesn't mean you are home free to drink and drive... I know we all like to think that's the case, but aside from the cops being too drunk themselves to lock you up, there is always the chance of running into a big loggers pickup =) That sucks man.. Oh well, just drink the troubles away! God knows that will be the case tonight and tomorrow! Good times!

Did it stone cold sober at 8:00 this morning. Seems I'm a bigger danger to myself sober than drunk.

That's what I always figure.. If your drunk, you're going to be much much more cautious about your driving.. I think everyone should drive drunk.. should be mandatory.. lol.. It's okie, my truck just went into the shop after returning from my trip to the Queets on sat... Lost 3rd and 4th in the tranny.. They better get their asses in gear, I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit at home all weekend...

Sol: I went to the fish market like you asked me to. I got three big double stripe buck that should still look good at weight in tomorrow. See ya tonight. I'm in such a rush I can't keep track of what I'm doing I need to make a post on PP after I send this e mail, then I'm off to Forks.

Sounds like your leaving earlier than predicted. Call me on my cell when you get into town and I'll tell you how to get to Graham's place.

Naw, I still have to do the seminar at Puget Sound Anglers. I'm planning on catching the 7:55 ferry. I expect to hit Forks about 10:30. I will call at about 9:30 to see what's going on.