.......with 3.4 weeks left it's about time for some Snoopy Rod trash talk, isn't it?

Team Duc, I.E., Sol, Schmidt, Amato and Stam will be armed and dangerous this year. It's time to seek revenge for my humiliating avatar. Any spuds launched at team Duc this year will be will be returned 10 fold, and since I'm new to the whole spud gun thing, my accuracy is not guaranteed.

Eyeglasses and crotch cups will be standard equipment in my boat as well, paintballs be damned, Graham . And, Nick is going to bring a special telescopic net for netting any fish you lessers in other boats may hook.

Also, Heavy Metal in the form of Metalica and Iron Maiden will eminate loudly from my craft as we molest anyone within rowing distance, so beware.

Tell Nick to leave his Winger CD's at home. Either that or if he brings them, call him "Stewart".

Better check with the Rulez Committee Sol, as I hear spud launchers will be banned this year.

Speaking of which, I just picked up a Barbie Rod for the battle.

I've gone pink and am going to get in touch with my inner-feminine side. Sweet! I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

Is this the same rulz committee that doesn't give voice till the morning of? I'll come prepared, either way.

Of course!

Would you expect anything less?

Damn sand-bagging administrators anyway. I won't be the coy newcommer this year. I'm now a hardened SRC molestee.

Rumors have it that the "Old Man" that frequents this board might be on board with Team PP. Even heard rumors that we might have picked up a defector from Team "We Ain't Got A Chance", er...I meant Team Duc.

Sure hope this doesn't kill 'em! I hate to have to video tape someone having a heart attack and dying during one of the many battles. On the other hand, tossing a body in someone else net will do a good job of preventing them from netting a fish!

As long as he can duck the flying oars from Team 3Rivers and yield a Battle Net, he'll be OK. Oh yeah, and if he can just leave those jigs at home....

Mutineers and defectors will be burnt, beaten and mauled prior to leaving the coffee shop at 0-dark thirty.

We need a spoiler to row down to the Ice Box Hole first thing in the morning to thawrt the "Flee & Free" technique Bob used on us last year. Unencumbered limits. That's Bullsh*t.

Dont worry Sol,
I plan on keeping everyone in check this year with a 24ft sled. I will be running back and forth from boat to boat blasting away with our paint ball guns. Dont plan on fishing this year just drinking and making total Kayos. I did not see nothing in the rule propasals banning spud guns. Just no shooting them directly at any other boats. You must give warning shot first to let them know a spud is coming. Hi altitude shots are ok.

Ah, yeah, just like the high altitude shot in my avatar. It wasn't launched directly at my boat, either. I don't live in Forks, but I've spent enough time there to understand the language.

If anyone was going to defect, it sounds like Pats boat would be the place to go,... Ramming speed Sulu

Cowboy up...let's ride, Tazers.. Stun guns.. tear gas..12 guage beanbags..."you could put someones eye out with that"! Bust out the Jackass T-Shirts it's full contact fishing.

Is the event an "Invitational" or an "Open" ?

What day is this hoopla going down??

Keith

The Overlords have deemed the fiasco an Invitational. "Welcome to the hole....BOOM."

I'm not sure the date is classified as public information, either.

All this time I thought that was a fish that had ran under your boat and jumped on the other side. I guess I'd better get a better screen

FH% ... Once you put the full screen version with tater barrel in line, all gets put into perspective

that looks wicked Bob!

Thats almost as cool as the pictures of Bombs blowing things up.

Where do we sign up for this craziness?????

FBG

Think I just ruptured a spleen I laughed so hard... Things definitely just got put into perspective. Now Bob... would this nice little pvc cannon be attached to your boat?


Reminds me of a few years back. Went on an annual campout with a bunch of engineers - They decided to have a cannon building contest. The projectiles were concrete filled pvc end caps. Most were eh... soso. One of em was launching those things several hundred yards. Good times, good times.