Team PP is going with three boats, and six decoy team members dressed just like the varsity...while the decoys are drawing fire and running up and down the river, we'll be filling the fish box with fish as fast as Sol can fill a gymnasium with his ego...

Once we bonk our limits of 3-salts, then we'll be able to spend the rest of the day chasing the other, less fortunate teams up and down the river, launching spuds, water balloons, and paint balls at will from the bushes above the hapless hacks!

The best assasins are ones that are never seen!

Fish on...

Todd

I am guessing the boat you will be fishing out of is the one thats a little longer than ours. I also get the feeling that a few of us will be firing back. With the stealth of our boat and our wicked Kung Fu attack, I would keep your eye out.

I am fully prepared to repell any and all borders.

I feel sorry for any boat and participant that comes within' 50' of Team PP while we are fighting a fish.

Mmmm, what could Parker be doing with that high-pressure scuba cylinder? I am *NEVER* out-gunned.

OBTW tin boat owners....paintball paint has been known to have a corrosive agent in it that is activated when it comes in contact with metal surfaces that have been exposed a variety of washes including but not limited to: road kill residue, salmonid spawner carcass effluent, elk feces, mud, blood, beer, spit, “10-100 splashes (or for older white guys, drips and spittle)” …..I hope even Fork area residents venture out of their boats into the privacy of the woods for a big 10-200…….., estuarian saline and that new stuff they put on the roads nowadays for black ice. Maybe a visit by the tin boat participants to the power wash before Friday might be in order. Please make your boat very pretty. Anyway beware of Tupperware boats in sheep’s clothing.

I think this weekend the words blub, blub, blub, from that game we played on graph paper in the 50’s and 60’s, will ring a bell.

That's it, puke up your mind numbing squaller before Friday so the rest of us can have an enjoyable day. :p

It's only going to get worse by Friday.

My head is already hurting.

If I jump ship and make a swim for the shore, you'll know why! Sometimes, it's worth the risk!

Nut up, Parker...it's all about winning, and you lose your chance to add my and Bob's fish to your total catch (two trees, a rock, and your thumb) to earn your team trophy...besides, we need you to run interference for us to keep the coyote pups at bay while we are landing our fish!

There's no "I" in team, Parker.

There is a "meat", though, if you move the letters around a little...

Fish on...

Todd

I think I hear my mother calling.Yep. I'm sure I do. I gota go now. see ya.

DV,

You coming over on Thursday after PSA, or Friday morning?

Fish on...

Todd

Oh, BTW...I picked up my WMD's yesterday (Weapons of Mint-Bright Destruction)...SpongeBob and Nemo will be riding in this guy's holsters...

Nemo to find me some fish, and SpongeBob to clean up the mess that is sure to be in attendance over the day...

Eight pound test, right?

Fish on...

Todd

Todd: Thursday evening.I won't hit town till about 11:00. Hope the party is still going.

Okay, here's the deal.

I said I had the big boat this year, and it just showed up.

Just to help you sissies out, I'll give you a peek at it to see if you can figure our how to get out of our way:



35 horsies and 8000 pounds ... RAMMING SPEED!!!

I need to give you boyz a few sponges, to soak up all your BS!!!PEACE

Robbo's report back to the psyche ward: "The develop team has instituted the SRC and the patients are coming along nicely. We should have our first casualty back to the lab within a week. Will report back soon."

Nice Boat Turbo

Oh oh, Bob's got a tank on the Bogie!
Tupperware guys stay well away from that tank!

This oughta be interesting! See you guys there. Scooby Dooby Doo is my weopon of choice.

Nice rig Bob. Business must be very good this year. Is that the original Wild Hair?

Now surely, you, of all Fork folk, know the rules around these parts and if you think a few extra measely little axles is going to keep "the hood" from flattening all them pretty tires and running you out of town on a Barbie rod, well you can just forget that.

But then I suppose you could always ask your SRC gud'buddies to help pull that beast outta wilsons. I'm sure they'd all be happy to help after you've run outta taters and had your little fun.

yours truly,
cedar maggot

Well guys just finished an 18 pack of Bush Lite so I can finish filling up my water balloons or should I say pee loons. It has taken me almost two weeks to fill up fifty of the darn things. Tried out the launcher and it can shoot those things about 100yards. Plus 5000 rounds of paintballs, 4 PB guns, 10lb bottle of CO2, 3 spud guns, 50lbs of spuds, 1 keg of beer(if there is any left after tomorrow night) and I am still working on getting the price set on the naked fishing chick. Looks like Team Bush is almost set to go.

This friggin' fiasco is off to a great start. I just backed into Dave Westerlund's truck and crunched the quarter panel and tail light on my truck.

Stam, do you know a good body man?