Actually Sol, I filed each time. I can meet women, but I kept marrying the wrong ones. Never again. I didn't want Stam to get married, I just wanted to help him get his creel a little wet. Just having fun.

I thinke he's afraid if he gets involved with a chick he won't have the intestinal fortitude to keep it from getting serious. A valid concern for sure.

Well, that's what friends are for. My buds didn't step up and slap some sense into me. Cost me 3 homes, lake chelan property, boat, and oh yeah, lots of money.

Have fun guys, but don't sign anything or even "co-sign" anything.............ever.

That should have been #1 on that previous list

and don't forget to take your own advice..........ever!


Careful Aunty, you tell me I'm not fugly and I'm going to get all motivated, get myself a shave and take a weekend off from fishing to go..uh, fishing!

Stam-
Don't worry about it, your not in this boat by yourself! You may be rowing us down river, but I have the front seat well occupied.
Tim

Stam, I was thinking you needed to get laid, and maybe have a social evening, not a wedding. I wish I could help, but the women I know would be too old and too, uh...

Fugly.

I tell him he's fuc%ly because he's from Buckley.

Hey Stam, quit fishing and try fisting.

Isn't that a whole seperate category, like Buckugly, or Bugley?

Fisting? I'll tell ya' about fisting, I wish I had a pic from the old days on the dairy (Irie, you're the pic man, find one for me), put on a plastic glove that came up to the shoulder...and you needed all of it! shove your WHOLE arm up a cows ass so you could feel just the right spot to inject 125.00 worth of previously frozen prize bull semen, I never was able to make the old girls squeal with delight and somehow I never got the urge for a smoke afterwards.

Thanks Sol.....but no thanks I'll stick to fishing

I think you under estimate yourself, little buddy.

More cow jokes... Grrrr...

Snake old buddy I think you may be sufering from selective memory. I know Mark tried a few times. Seems like once the little head gets to doing your thinking, you ignore your buddies.

I will give you credit for not marrying the one you bought those great ta tas for, but other than that it's all on you buddy.

This is the only one that you didn't marry!

Stam, if you're taking Sol's advice and not Snake's, you probably don't deserve to get laid. Forget the cows. It's in your past.

Be careful. The fleshy folds of the Penis Fly Trap will get you.

I'm not sure what Snakes deal was. Who licks a frozen flag pole four times in a row.

SP hangs out with Vedder. He must know how to talk to women and convince them to remove their clothing like Dave does. Birds of a feather...

Stam needs to flock elsewhere.

Ya know Snake ofering advise to the lovelorn is about like Sol telling us about tolerance, compassion and patience. (;-0-

I'm working on it. Rome wasn't built in a day, ya know!

Thanks Dave, that green bikini cost me $5K.

Sol: Licking is what gets me in trouble every time.

The late great comedian Sam Kinnison said after his failed 4th marriage, "I love women.........my record proves that. Every time I fell in love, it was forever! (enter loud scream here)"

Sam was just plain fu<>ing hillarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsbmdACAlak

Thanks Sol, that 11 minute clip of him on Dangerfield's show is an all-time classic. And everything he said was true.