That's the name of a Frank Zappa song. Don't know about you gettin' all the ladies man,must be the fish. I have'nt gotten trim like that since I was in my 20's. Thanks for the mammories,I mean memories LOL

What babe would refuse an offer like that,eh??

This thread earned an "Adult Content" tag for THAT?!?

I think it was for the guy flexing...

No one wants that sprung on them.

That was the only picture that was worth viewing IMO? Merg needs to eat more or something.

hahahah thats my buddy gabe. yeah he is a big friggin dude. As far as old man and potbelly. chicks dig the rustic beard, and the rugged outdoors type

no i just need to work out more, then eat more. right now i eat more....and sit at my desk talking to you corksoakers but that has changed. I am back in ju jitsu training and upper body striking. just started lifting weights again. GOTTA SLIM DOWN FOR BEACH season. i promise i will get some more pics.

No , I came onto the scene after it got changed from medusa's to Venom. well any club you can get a three way.
" wanna drink" "yeah" " your friend is cute, lets make out" "ok"

or i just do it and dont tell them. that seems to work better

Well I will tell you guys , if you want to see this stuff in person. get yourself a boat, go down to the Gorge in George during Labor Day or Dave Mathews concert. go upstream from Vantage to the sand bar. I have been to some parties, i have seen some crazy stuff. But the sandbar takes the cake. i even think Girls gone Wild was filmed there a couple of years ago. it was insane fun.

My bill last month, for just going out: not for food, not for gas, JUST DRINKS AND COVER CHARGES exceeded $1000.00 so i am back to training and stayin home. to much fun for me. but i promise i will get more pics later on in the spring and summer.

here you go aunty m

No, why?

Did you happen to look at Merg's new shirt?

Stams back on suicide watch...

Why for how come?

Because Merg is getting all that action, and poor Stam is still batting 000. There has to be a decent woman somewhere, capable of a sympathy ****?

That's pretty much it aunty! doesn't really even have to be "a decent woman" at this point...just easy, and directionally challenged so I won't be followed home.

If I invested 1/100th of the time in women as I do in fishing I figure I'd do okay...maybe my biological clock is ticking and I just don't care enough anymore, who knows?

I'm going fishing either way.

Suicide watch off, I've decided I really don't have it that bad, thanks for those pics though....almost enough to make a houndog break his chain.

Parker.. Parker.. Parker.. LOL... That's avatarable...

I realize that the two are a match made in heaven, but c'mon.. This is the representation I get? I thought the Pro Bono system was bad...

Stam, The women aren't in the same habitat as the fish. See where Merg's pics were taken? You must leave the comfort of the river to seek a new prey.

Directionally challenged

Aunty isn't that the Cowlitz?

Stam, gotta agree with AuntyM on this one. "you gotta fish over fish" You're not going to find a gal while wearing waders and smelling like egg cure sitting in a bar with Sol. Don't get worked up about Merg's hot tub scene.........sitting in a tub of hot water seething with all kinds of germs from easy gals and steroid dudes really isn't that great.

Here's Snake's short list on how to meet women:

1) Shave.....the grey stubble just says your old and too lazy to shave.
2) Don't talk about fishing, most gals don't and don't care if you do.
3) Find out something about them that they really care about and inquire. They like to think that what they care about is cool.
4) Don't press. If you get first water, don't backlash your first cast. Take your time. Women smell desperation like it's dog crap.
5) Check your drag. If you reel in too hard, you'll break off. In fact, don't use it. Play it out, take your time, you're going to bonk this hatchery chick.
6) Leave Sol at home.

Good luck!

SNAKE

Thanks Mr. Pliskin,

Just think, if I'd taken that advice a month ago and hit that target rich enviroment up in buckley I coulda been that lucky dude that's now got 16 extra holes in him and is six feet under, I'll take my chances with pissed off fishermen on the river....at least when they start waving that heater around I'll have a chance of reasoning with them....I swear I'm better off making fun of myself when it comes to chicks than getting all worked up over it.


...it's like anything else, once you stop caring, it gets a whole lot easier.

Snake's advice is suspect at best. Remember, he's been shot out of the canon 4 times by angry ex-wives.

It's not like Stam is fugly. He really shouldn't be having these troubles.