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#332109 - 02/08/07 10:02 AM Re: The Merg [Re: Snake Pliskin]
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 863
Loc: Tacompton
Originally Posted By: Snake Pliskin
Stam, gotta agree with AuntyM on this one. "you gotta fish over fish" You're not going to find a gal while wearing waders and smelling like egg cure sitting in a bar with Sol. Don't get worked up about Merg's hot tub scene.........sitting in a tub of hot water seething with all kinds of germs from easy gals and steroid dudes really isn't that great.

Here's Snake's short list on how to meet women:

1) Shave.....the grey stubble just says your old and too lazy to shave.
2) Don't talk about fishing, most gals don't and don't care if you do.
3) Find out something about them that they really care about and inquire. They like to think that what they care about is cool.
4) Don't press. If you get first water, don't backlash your first cast. Take your time. Women smell desperation like it's dog crap.
5) Check your drag. If you reel in too hard, you'll break off. In fact, don't use it. Play it out, take your time, you're going to bonk this hatchery chick.
6) Leave Sol at home.

Good luck!

SNAKE



HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH hahahahahaah dude that was funny!!! and seriously true!!!!
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#332419 - 02/09/07 01:55 PM Re: The Merg [Re: Snake Pliskin]
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River Nutrients

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 5390
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Too much talk.

Not enough pictures.

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Got myself a sailin' boat, but I can't afford the gasoline."

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#332513 - 02/09/07 08:34 PM Re: The Merg [Re: Dan S.]
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Registered: 08/07/06
Posts: 1415
Loc: O P

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#332667 - 02/10/07 11:21 PM Re: The Merg [Re: Dan S.]
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Registered: 08/26/04
Posts: 2810
Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Too much talk.

Not enough pictures.




Merg...Your popularity rises. Put up some fresh pics and your on your way to taking Director Koenigs job.

As your manager let me suggest we take out the sled on the Big C this May, drag along some new models, and pick up some springers to use as props. I can cover the cost of libations.

All I can get my hands on is an 18 ft alumaweld. I bet someone out there won't mind hosting us, and some barely clothed 20 year olds, on their 25 foot super vee.

Anybody out there who can keep focused on the plug rods while girls in thong bikinis get tipsy?


Edited by VHawk (02/10/07 11:22 PM)

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#333041 - 02/12/07 05:56 PM Re: The Merg [Re: VHawk.]
Mergantroider Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 863
Loc: Tacompton
DONE!!!! hahahaha gimme a when and where. i dont know about thong bikinis but as long as you buy the drinks and provide a bit of music......and a fish for me while you guys have your fun, then we are all good \:\)
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you know they are right....OLD PEOPLE.....although slow, close minded and dangerous behind the wheel.....can still serve a purpose...DOnt you go Dyin on me !!

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#333042 - 02/12/07 05:57 PM Re: The Merg [Re: Mergantroider]
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 863
Loc: Tacompton
but as my manager.....whats the pay scale you are negotiating for \:\)
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you know they are right....OLD PEOPLE.....although slow, close minded and dangerous behind the wheel.....can still serve a purpose...DOnt you go Dyin on me !!

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