Ok, just curious to know what your porn name would be?

LoweDown is Lance Poon.
Mingo is Mingo.
Sol is Zero To Done. (for now until he says otherwise)
parker is Hugh Cox.
Irie is Jack Nutt.
TBird is Mike Honcho.
nookie dreamin' is Mike Oxard.
Snake Pliskin is Jack N. Knopf.
fish4brains is Mann Chowder.
stam is Buck Futz.
fish monger is Drake Maples.
wodawic is King Cotton.
AuntyM is Stud Finder.
Kanektok Kid is Boog Morehead.
avid angler is Barry McCockn'er.
AkKings is Dick Trickle.
chuck E is Sum Dum Phuc
Dave Vedder is Tippy Pine.

Come on, don't be shy! Tell us your porn industry name and I'll add it to the list!

PS. Please don't make up names for other board members. That's way too easy. IE TBird is TBag, etc...

hehe cockito. Isn't something that's an "ito" small?

There's a way to figure out your porn name, I think it's the name of your first pet, and the name of the street you grew up on. That would make me Chewy Brentwood. I think I'll stick w/ Lance Poon.

Jack Nutt.

According to the "my porn name" generator.

Can I be Mike Honcho?

Mike Oxard

Zero-to-done walks out onto the porn set: "Are you ready Mr. Wallis?"

"No, I'm pretty sure I'm finished already!"

"No, I'm pretty sure I'm finished already!"

Damn, Sol... that is FUNNY.

Instead of "fluffers" they'd need to bring in some fat ugly chicks to stand around so I didn't pop waiting my turn.

That wouldn't work, either. I like fat chicks.

Can't wait for the MERG'S reply.....

I was going to say Buck Naked, but that would be a Seinfeld ripoff. Gotta go with "Jack N. Knopf".

Long as your name isn't Jack Demoff.

I actually know of a guy with that last name.

I knew a guy named Mike Hunt. Nice guy.

I always liked Buster Hyman.

Tim, Maybe in your current condition, gimpgirls.com might be lookin for someone... I dunno...

Weird.. but for a gimp girl she's kinda got somethin' goin' on.

Not sure about the dreadlocks they might hurt when they get to a swingin.

Buster is cool but his wife Tora is a bitter wench.

Hugh G. Rection

Or

Dick Shretter

Harry Joystick

Hard John Sin
Dixon Cox
Dick Craven

Hugh Jass
Hy Balls
I.P. Freely
Mike Hunt

Heywood Jablomi
Hugh Jardon
Rod Gozinya
Buzz Dickens
All of these can be used by anyone not already tagged.

Ah yes, a classic.

Mann Chowder

This is for you Sol..www.mojoflix.com/Video/Dancing-Girls

You guys forgot:

"Howie Feltersnatch"

Oh god...This is too good....

Too bad I'm forgetting the other 10 good ones that haven't been used yet...Dangit it's pissing me off...

You're a sick man. I draw the line at cottage cheese thighs.

Hey Sol, what about "cankles"? You know, where the woman's calf and ankle form one fat tube from her knee to her foot. Cankles are as bad as cottage cheese.

LMAO...

Willie Shafter
Gum Bumper
Pearce Buxom
Jean-Luc Prickhard

I once knew a guy named Drake Maples. Instead of ending business letters with "Sincerely", he used "Warmly", which I found interesting. Seemed to be a good character fit for the guy, but anyway, it sounded like a good cheezy porno name, so now it's my user name on Ebay.

John E. Depth

Terrance Tripod

Cummin Gallenz

YUCK.

Glad you enjoyed it!!!

Do you think we'll see Limp Bizkit chime in on this thread?

I'd probably go with something lame like Dave Cumzard.

Anybody want REX BEAVER?

I'm still waiting for FishGal and AuntyM to chime in with their names.

Destiny Rides

Hugh Phallus

Seymor Beaver

What is worse than cankles is bellcaps. That's when the belly is hanging to the kneecaps,usually comes with the dreaded side effect of tubeitties

I've got a lot of mileage across the country meeting strange girls in bars, asking the same question. However, they have to use the following formula:

First Name: Your first Pet
Last Name: The name of the street you were born on

Mine comes out as "King Cottonwood".

You'd be surprised at some of the responses you'll get.

Felisha Ball

It's all good unless you were born on State Route 9.

Unless your pet's name was "Sixty."

haha moorehead's perfect! too bad you're pet's name wasn't "Inede" or "Gimmy" or "Please."

I'm Irish....Barry McCockn'er .

Hey at least it isn't Phillip McCrack!!!

Dick Trickle

Sum Dum Phuc

What about Phyuck Hyu

According to the formula I would be Tippy Pine. I kinda like that.

Using the supplied formula I would wind up as:

Tramp Ambulance

Or, if'n you switched it around...Ambulance Tramp.

Sounds more like a handle for TODD instead of me..ROTFL!

Mike

Tippy Pine? That would be a great name for a fishing lodge, Dave! When you get old and retire you should open a lodge and call it that!

Nothing wrong with an Ambulance Tramp...some of those chick EMT's are pretty hot.

Fish on...

Todd

I think you guys missed some great names like Cravin Morehead, lou bricant, hugh jorgon, and the infamous Mike Hoxafloppin.

Don't forget jock strappe, paul myfinger, eric shawn, mike rotchburns, and Hiam Apuflinger.

-caddis

Sharon Cox also for the ladies.

Mike Ockenbahls.

Anita Mann was always one of my favorites.

-caddis

Snuffy Evergreen

Pixie Elmgrove...........that sucks, it don't work for me!!

C/22

Short list of REAL porn star names for your enjoyment:
Angelica Sinn
Pat Myne
Brian Surewood
Candy Cotton
Dave Cummings
Sydnee Steel
Dave Hardman
Monica Mayhem
Heaven Leigh
Candy Coxx
Monique Demoan
Daisy Chain
Jaylynn Hard
Drew Berrymore
Flick Shagwell
Allyson Chains
Lizzy Liques
Tushy Galore
Tina Spicy
Pamela Peaks
Allysa Allure
Sweetie Pie
These are all real names, taken from the covers of some of my rental collection. Business is goood! And if you think the names are goofy, you should see some of the Titles!...Maybe another post..

Blu Veiner

Hugh Jorgasim or Dick Goesinya

Oral Roberts