My wife lays outside in her thong, with a BB gun shooting birds sometimes. Classic sight. Sometimes she weeds the gardens in her thong too. I always have to decide whether to get excited or laugh. It is a funny, yet hot sight to see.

Your wife sounds like a brilliant and learned individual.

I made the mistake of taking my dipschit neighbor crabbing. I almost killed the mofo. I havent spoken to him since. Good move on your part.

My wife also don't like 75 % of my freinds. From what I know of your smart ass you would fit right in I doubt she would like you either, which makes you an O.K guy in my book. She wants me to like her work buddies.. I can't stand em.

Did I mention that her cats suck

You sound like a great neighbor, I'm getting a pretty good visual right now.....

taking out tweety birds with the red rider in the prone position while wearing a thong and you have to decide whether "to get excited or laugh"?? Life is good on whidbey thanks for sharing.

Cats suck. Usually its anal people telling you how clean their cat is. Then you have to watch as it walks all over the kitchen counters and table. Uh, are those the same feet that just stomped all over that litter box. Pointed this out to a freind who responded, "thats why gay people all love cats. A little feces in never bothers them."

You guys got it goin on.
.............I'm going to go shuffle all my wife's thongs to the top of her undie drawer when I get home tonight. They're spending far too much time in the bottom of the drawer. Additionally, we are gonna have a little talk about "thong-friendly" sports and household activities she can pick up. Life to short not too.....


BRun, I like your attitude. In sorts I am the same type of guy on my block, Fixing things, helping out with stuff, but I do take my neighbors fishing cause they aren't crackers. I think I recall your stories abotu your neighbors....

In case you guys don't know it, Addicted's wife is the hot chick holding the monster king on Bobs homepage. The one that's been there forever. I don't see it going away any time soon, either.

The thongs in my wifes drawer are just for pulling our and waving around in the air before getting down to business. If she does put one on it usually comes off again in a matter of minutes anyway. Nothing good could come of her walking around in one for any length of time. Self mutilation, perhaps.

What is this about, again? First things first; I'm going to buy my GF a BB gun, and then show her this thread to explain how the BB gun goes well with wearing a thong, seeing as how we have someone else mow the lawn. I'm not sure if that will be intuitive to her, tho. I may have to call Addicted for advice.

B-run, that's a tough situation, but cats that start crapping in the house need to be invited to become outdoor cats, which is highly correlated with reduced longevity. How much furniture and carpet destruction can you afford? My tolerance gets pretty low in those circumstances. I like cats if they're social, like dogs. Cats that don't interact with people seem pretty pointless to me, altho some folks appreciate their aloof "independence." My GF got stuck with her daughter's cat; fortunately it's the most social cat I've ever known. Even so, it's got a couple downsides, as all cats do. First, it jumps up on the bathroom counter and pees in the sink. If it can do that, he oughta' be able to pee in the toilet - maybe I'll start leaving the lid up. Second, it likes to eat the flowers I bought last week for my GF's b'day, or any flowers in the house I guess. Not exactly execution behavior, but negative points anyway.

And don't get me started on birds. I love birds, but only at a distance. Any bird gets near me, and I try to kill it in self defense. I'm psycho that way. I worked at a chicken/egg ranch as a teen and have handled over a quarter million chickens, and raised chickens of my own. Ya'd think birds wouldn't bother me, but they do.

B-run, the problem is NOT you - this time at least. Cats can be OK pets, but it's irrational to keep indoors cats that soil the furniture or carpets. The problem is the cats' behavior. Now I remember why I love retrievers.

As married men we're trained to accept irrational behavior.

STOP IT!!

Funniest chit I have heard in a long while!

Sounds like the cats have been granted immunity....that's too bad, I was looking forward to a road trip, I actually pulled out the sheridan 5mm last night pumped 'er up 7 and low and behold I still have got it, failing eyesight aside the beer can was in grave danger, it all brought back many memories of "crimes against nature" committed in my youth, they should name an extinct species after me....I was bad, very bad.

There.

Fixed the typo for you.

Dual Trophies. "Lucky"



PS. Best Thread EVER! You guys ROCK!

I think I owned the only "cool" cat I've ever been around. Seriously, I've always hated cats and my ex has always owned one. So, off to the humane society we went about 8 years ago and home we came with a little kitten. I wasn't real happy at the time but had no choice in the matter. That cat was awesome. According to my now ex who's had quite a few cats, this was the coolest cat she's ever been around.

After all, if I could have my two labs she could get a cat. Sounded reasonable. This cat grew up around my two labs and prettty much just acts like a dog. Now that my ex is my ex the only thing I really miss is that stupid cat.

That's hilarious!


Also, have you guys heard about a new field of logic called fuzzy logic? When I heard about it, I asked if it's main application was to understand women.

Pinner, if you can understand women, you could write a bestseller!
But then, who would buy it?Probably those guys who want to get in touch with their "feminine side"....

Hey, we don't understand ourselves! If we did, there would probably be no humans left on the planet.

If I had a feminine side you can bet I'd be touchin' it (Banjo playin' icon)

I love cats. They are so tasty!!! The taste somewhere between a Spotted Owl and a Bald Eagle!!!!!
Yes I have had cat to eat when I was in the Phillipines years ago. Dog and Monkey also!

Joe

What else did you eat in the Phillipines?