this is for the guys.


I am sick...and ...tired....of you guys. seriously!!!! single men that is. like myself.


have you ever....ever seen a beautiful women you would like to meet while grocery shopping/walking/at the bar( although i do not recommend taking any girl home from the bar)??


did you get her number?


WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

this is irritating me. i have sympathy because i used to be there. but man it is irritating to watch guys just...walk away when they are clearly interested!!! or see a woman they would like to meet....but just pass it up as "why would a girl like that date me?"


i just want to let you guys know that ...that is the biggest cop out line i have ever heard in my entire life. not only is it completely false....its a cop out.


just thought i would let you know that the day you start realizing that you are a catch, any girl would be lucky to have you....you will be successful in meeting women as well as MANY other areas of your life.

sorry i just watched a friend of mine use the cop out line and it really pissed me off. i am tired of guys taht think woman run this "meeting/dating" show. THEY DONT!!! you let them. the day you stop letting them is they day they dont any more. stop having this scarcity mentality. there are MILLIONS of woman in this state alone. why are you worried baout what ONE of them thinks about you? who cares?!?!!? blehhhhhh

anyway. jsut venting a bit.

Coming soon to a bookstore near you- "Meeting Women For Dummies" by the Merg!
Probably be a"pop-up" book

Brag about your women skills after you load up the June flotilla. You'll have everyone's attention at that point.

Here's a money maker: Merg's Fashion Thong for Men, yellow in the front, brown in the back

Young Merg, I have to say, your one size fits all advice stinks. Some guys are way better off not meeting the woman of their dreams. They should take advantage of easy opportunities for sexual recreation when they happen and then go fishing or something.

I think you are a young Snake Pliskin and you have a long road to walk before you're qualified to give advice to the lovelorn.

Thanks AuntyM, I think that was a compliment.

Actually, I prefer women to approach me.

Yes Snake, that was an off hand compliment.

Some guys really SHOULD run like hell.

I'm just wonderin' how any of us guys managed to have any kind of love life before we read the Merg's post?

I have read this three times and am speachless.. thats pretty un-common.

Vince tells us how to find fish in secrete places and Merg tells us how to find women. I think a day in a boat with you tow at the same time would either broaden my horizons or make me want to shoot myself.

All in all, pretty entertaining stuff. If you can work up a post about how to have my wife not get mad when I scope out all these hot chicks I am terrified of I'm all ears

The Merg stars as DON KNOTTS IN THE LOVE GOD!

Simple. Dont check out hot women. its a lesson in self control the more you have of it....the better off you are. something men ( including myself) have to learn....as we are on short supply of it from the factory.

Now here is a fine example of what i am talking about The blind leading the blind.

i am interested to know your views and expiriences in picking up women of high values and standards? give me a few stories of how well some of the things you have tried worked? work on my confidence for me....what do i need to be thinking when i walk up to a women when i want to get her number? tell me....what do you think about ...what were your struggles, trials, and tribulations in meeting exceptional women and trying to start a conversation with a women you are interested in? i would love to know


If i want to make a million dollars...i will take advice from someone who makes a million dollars a year...not someone who makes 30,000.



i was not posting this to make a point. i was venting. Men let society and women tell them what they should be doing to meet and date women....its a freakin travesty.

90% of women dont know what the heck they want...until they met him

one size does fit all.



one man who believes in himself, has confidence, is funny, clean, chivalrious, sets standards for himself and the people he chooses to bring into his life, and doesnt settle for ANY second class behavior from ANYBODY.....is good enough for every women in this state.....that is worth dating

count on it.

its just an epidemic i see everywhere. men trying to impress women.....WHy!?!?!

the day you dont need some womens APPROVAL ...for ANYTHING is the day women will fight to get yours. its human nature.

ever hear a women complain about something you or some previous guyhas done to her ?? ( we are not talking abuse or anything like that)

" i hate when......my ex used to listen to his music really loud"
normal guys say what?

" oh...i never do that ( in their head they make a mental note not to listen to the music so loud) "

STOP THAT!!!! you are not being athentic. you are lying to yourself and her. if she cant handle loud music at this point in the game....or is going to judge you for listening to loud music.....screw off!! theres like 10 million women within a 10 mile drive!!!!

my answer?

" thats to bad....i listen to my music so loud sometimes...i make the neighbors down the street wet the bed"

funny? yes....its also ' http://www.i dont need your approval.com'

stop trying to impress women....make them impress you!! they're the ones who need to impress you to see if they are good enough for you!

gosh....its ...mind boggling some of the things men do for attention from women!!! look how they dress, dye their hair, wear those cute shoes, silky dresses...who are they trying to impress YOOOOUUUUUUU!!! and the other girls who thought they would be the cutest but mostly you.

Start acting like a women when you go out on a date. seriously!
talk about how the last one screwed up. just a few times. if she spills or trips or slops food...lift up your arms and say semi loudly " your so embarrassing!!, i cant take you anywhere!" its funny!!


be funny....if your not funny....you are lost my friend.

i could go on and on. blehhhh its just irritating to watch my fellow men get bent over one woman....or pine after this one woman....or worry what this woman or that woman thinks, or they have to get wasted to talked to ONE woman!!! just one!! it kills me to watch my fellow man ruin his life worrying about this woman thing....this supposed Elusive thing that is like 75% of a mans life....i just want to shake them " your in a pu**y trance!! snap out of it!"


when you figure out this women thing....and realize you could have any women you want ( seriously) ANY ONE!! it gives you the confidence....a confidence i cant describe. your job will go better. you will get promotions....find a better job...and be well liked by everyone....your quality of life goes up....your a happier person. its one less thing in your life to worry about. what if meeting women...or finding THE woman was just like ....eating. just another function you can do. you dont have to eat all the time. and you certainly could eat BETTER. but your not worried about it. just another part of your life that you can do anytime you want....do you know what that feels like!???? god...its liberating. sorry i am going on and on here but society has made a bunch of pining pansy's out of us and its irritating

Sounds like Merg read and memorized his copy of "The Game."

I'm not sure what I would have done with that kind of information when I was 18 or 20.

Merg, I can only respond by telling you I am a total failure. I have NEVER picked up a woman in my life. Not a one.



As to the rest of your advice, forgetaboutit.

Merg is trying to set the bar where it doesn't belong. Most of you should be fishing, hunting and having a good time because life is too short to obsess about women all the time. Half of them are more trouble than they're worth.

Quality women will find you if you just relax and be comfortable and happy with who you are.

hmmm i have heard of that book....never read it. was recommended to me by a man named david deangelo.

Merg.. is this what your trying to say.

How to Date Fine Chicks
The first rule in dating fine chicks is to treat them like they are ugly. This will keep them from treating you like [censored]. Fine girls know they are pretty, but they do not know how pretty they are in comparison to other fine chicks. This makes them insecure. Unlike ugly chicks, who know that they are f#@king ugly, fine girls want to hear that they are pretty. Avoid that sh!t. Only say they are pretty when they ask. If you go off worshiping her, she is going to wipe her ass with you.

Most of you should be fishing, hunting and having a good time because life is too short to obsess about women all the time. Half of them are more trouble than they're worth.

Quality women will find you if you just relax and be comfortable and happy with who you are.

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Merg is trying to set the bar where it doesn't belong.

i broke these things into 2 groups. this one down here...totally false. but if you take that first bit of advice....you will do just fine.

the bar belongs higher than most men think . if you set your goals out into space.....and you just reach the sky....then you are doing just fine

and keep in mind....as a woman...you have NO idea what its like in this man body and how much we think about it:)

hahahah sooort of.....hmmmm i will have to think a bit to answer that one but i will give you a really good answer.

Merg, when it comes to picking up women, Bill Murray said it best in the movie "Stripes"........"chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual".