So, another cat story.

Sunday, we had a bunch of people over at the house for a BBQ. My wifes niece from Spokane came and they brought their dog " Nugget" This dog is a stumpy little thing, its a Welsh Corgi and I guess they paid a bunch of money for it. Anyway, it was an O.K dog and caused no problems. They were getting ready to leave and we were out in the driveway and this dog is standing next to their car waiting to jump in. Out of nowhere, comes one of our cats " Twix" all hissing and just nailed this dog and ran under their car. We all went " wow, that cats pissed off" then look down at this massive bloody eye ball on this dog, blood drip drip dripping on the driveway. Their kid immeadiatly starts screaming, my wife freaks out. It looks bad. I figure the eye ball itself is ripped and dollar signs are going through my head ( and I also felt bad for the dog) Ran into the house and grabbed a towel, went back out and started holding it over the dogs eye. The dog is still standing there panting all happy, tail wagging etc. I took the towel off to get a better look and we could see that it actually had a cut on its eye lid and not its eyeball, and after awhile it stopped bleeding. It was amazing how bad it looked to start with.

I have never seen a cat attack a dog unless the dog had it cornered. They leave our dog alone, and he goes after them all the time.

The cats a female...right?

My buddy had a badass tom cat when we were in high school. He'd throw this cat at dogs, spin him around in the dryer, and toss him off the rope swing into the lake.

Our other buddy had this poodle he always said was a real tough dog.

One day we were in Chris' room......the cat was sitting on the foot of the bed. Tony's poodle came over, stood on the floor at the end of the bed, and growled at the cat.

The cat looked down, pounced on the poodle, and smacked it in the head a dozen times in about a second. Tony's poodle yelped, and ran peeing down the stairs.

We both looked at Tony and said "Tough dog you got there".

Your right Stam.. of course it is, and the dogs a male.. go figure. Outa here for a 3 day Golf tourny in Nevada. All expences paid no less. Have a feeling it will still cost me money, that and its supposed to be 99 degrees there all weekend...

If the name of the game was 22, I would own Nevada, and you guys could be my guest anytime !!!

Had an all white cate named Honkey growin' up in Wally World. Coolest cat ever. Stood his ground to anything.

One of our farmer friends came over to deliver a load of hay and brought his 3 "cat killing, meanest farm dogs ever"" dogs with him. He just apologized right than and there if his dogs killed our cat.

Spooked, we put the cat inside, who promptly said "screw you guys" and escaped.

A while later, as were sitting around after unloading all the hay, we here the commotions to end all commotions.

Oh crap, the cat is dead (we thought). Go runnin' up to his truck and there are his 3 dogs COWERING in the bed of his truck and on top of the roof of the truck was Honkey. Just sitting there looking like he had just kicked the living [censored] out of 3 dogs and knew he was a bad ass cool cat.

We show up, cat happily walks over to me, all snuggly and happy to be petted and like nothing happened.

Dogs wouldn't move, were shaking, and wouldn't get any where near 100' to that cat for the rest of the day.

Cats are evil creatures, right up there with parrots!