Vhawk throws his sucker in the dirt, and goes home.

This post is intended merely to extend the length of the entire thread, sincerely in hope that Dances With Chums does indeed get roasted for seven pages...three more to go!

Still looks like a f'n rock to me.

Stam, strange as it may seem, I think you actually bring an air of class and sophistication to the tiny burg of Enumclaw. Ever thought about running for mayor?

Fish on...

Todd

Reconsider, Stam. I have an idea for a fund-raising dinner..... "Help STAMp out" (Nothing more needed...everybody's looking for a cause to support. Might as well be you!)

Uh Oh..last post is like hi-jacking Vince's roast...my apology.

Vince! Rock ON!!

stam said "whimsical".

If only that rock were a little more "round" indians would still own america...

Vince, I'd love to say you have a artifact there but it's apparent you too might be part indian too....

Only joking, I'd rather live in the past as to live in this wild world of city folk....

Keith

Looks like leaverite.

During a conversation with a patient who was also Chehalis indian, she said something true and from her soul. She said "There is no cultural memory of Eden for the people [Europeans] who settled here. But in a cultural sense we gave up our Utopia only yesterday. To know what I barely missed makes me very sad."

Yep, or a sex rock.
Leaverrite where you found it....
A sex rock, just another [censored] rock.
Stambo for mayor in '08!

Isn't that the truth, we were born nearly 2 generations off and if we only had a little different colored skin, life would have been a pleasure... My job in the tribe would have been to catch fish, the question is what would have Parkers job been? The village whore???

Keith

DANG, now I have to drive back to the boat ramp and checkout that rock I used yesterday to block my trailer wheels. It looked kinda strange. It's just a rock Doc.

Ok how about I post up some pics of rocks, and you dill pickles decide which are rocks and which might be pre-clovis artifacts.


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It's official.. Vhawk has rocks in his head!

Yea from the guy who thought the WASL was a furry critter who eats chickens.

Thank you Mayor Stam.

I've got some round brass artifacts right here if your interested.

LMAO. You guys are all to funny. About the rocks. Just take it to a museum and have them check it out. They all look like plain old rocks to me but what do I know.

So in addition to answering my questions regarding the stone tool Jess picked up in Oregon, we also got to chat about the new book Archaeology in Washington, that he and his wife wrote. Also got to play with some of the specimens he found while out in the desert. His stuff is a bit nicer than mine. Probably 496,000-499,000 years older than my little rock.

500,000 year old stone tool from Sudan, and used by early hominids. I'll probably never touch an older tool. Unless for some reason I was forced to touch Stams' weiner.




Jessie and I with same specimen as above, and similar specimen found during same trip in the Sudanese desert.




Finally got an answer to my question. I had to endure 9 pages of poop from you nose farmers I might as well lay this one to rest. Here's what the best expert I could find says...


Prof Daugherty looking over my specimen from N Umpqua. Yes, he says the edges do appear to have been worked. He thinks the rock was shaped in general by nature, but that the edges were sharpened, and that it was used as a general purpose tool.



So I found a real early model leatherman.

Here is the Professor demonstrating how early man would have reacted upon hearing that George W Bush had been reelected. He says they were more politically developed than modern Americans.


Indeed my friend, much more developed than modern Americans.


VHawk

Stam,

I want to learn how you made those arrowheads. Seriously those are cool.

That is odd and kind of creepy if you think about it... 500,000 years old, Carbon dating I suppose...

Keith

First question.. how much did you pay him for the "board cred"?
Second... How old is he?
Third, is he current on his meds?,,,
Just funnin with ya Vhawk. Anyone who would go to such lengths to shut the peanut gallery up is someone who has something undeniable in his possesion. cool..

"Board Cred"? Nothing credible about it. Although watching two monkey loving fools argue about rocks is amusing. I'm not so sure those pointy rocks that VHawks' holding aren't something the GI Doc pulled out of VHawks colon. Watching too much pornography will slow your insides down enough your bowels will turn to stone, and your guts will form little tiny temples of Satan called rectal polyps.

500,000 years old? Hardly. Come to church with me and I'll teach you two neanderthals about science. And if I'm knowlegeable about atheistic science, Homo sapiens didn't appear until 200,000 years ago. Darwin worshippers would probably say that the tool was used by a predecessor to modern humans, maybe Homo rhodesiensis, H. erectus, H. heidelbergensis.

Stam, when are you going to invite me to fish the Green? I probably have no chance at all of saving your soul, but maybe you can help me catch some summer run steelhead before you burn in Hell.


F.R.


vhawks roasting goes to 10 pages...