well i know its been awhile since someone has takin you somewhere nice and treated you...but when i go out with a girlfriend and i surprise her...all i tell her is to dress nice. the girls i hang out with wear heels or stilletos to a nice dinner...so afterward ( if you take a woman JUST out to dinner....it better be the best 100$ you ever spent...because she aint callin back) when we go to the beach or whatever i dont want her to get her feet hurt or cut. Plus its fun and she loves it.

aunty M , i am not interested with a woman that can beat me in arm wrastlin' and has bigger calluses on her feet than i do so she can walk on rocks. i leave those for the other guys.


sigh....as a woman..you can never understand. Thats not it...and you'll never get it unless you have a weekend free where i can sit down and explain like i did to Tonya, Julie, and sarah. I explained it to them...showed them...and proved to them over and over again. Showing it to them was a moot point...they were already shaking their heads and going..." wow...yeah...thats amazing , i guess i never really thought about the things i did or said when it came to men. i just did it" but then i took them out and they laughed at the simpleness of it.


what i talk about isnt long term. the best women out there....are the most guarded. they dont give in right away. they play hard to get. they are fun and engaging, smart. they take time to get to know. If you do the normal stuff right off the bat...you will be a 'normal guy' in her eyes and she will pass you up. If she is fun and attractive...think of how many guys that have approached her? its...almost appalling...in the 50 per day catergory. So i would never condone being a wuss, or acting like the normal joe that has approached her. if the other normal joes didnt have a chance...what makes you think you would? Normal joe is pick up lines, being to 'overbearing' , asking to hang out all the time, being to interested to fast....she knows shes got you right off the bat and there is no mystery anymore....

so no aunty m....i dont condone that...wussies ...suck.





Bait away...this is the highlight of my day. I check on here a few times a day at least.

next?

Where's the pics

i would say that from a relationship point of view thats the same way. if you dont make things fun and entertaining at least some of the time...your hosed. Humans love, by nature, unpredictable things. they become obssesive. gambling, fishing, riding. So if you can sneak in a few unpredictable things per month in a relationship....it keeps a little of the mystery up. they love it...enjoy it...and you enjoy doing it for her because you know she will appriciate it. dinners, wine tasting ( plan on taking an exploratory trip this summer, for future...investment ) fishing ( if she likes that kind of thing) biking, gifts...of all sorts. hand made...to some scented candle she commented on in the store last week. those are the best. Something very obscure that she doesnt think you'll ever remember. Find hole in the wall Bistros for the "date night" surprise her with ANYTHING!!

Playing dress up is so fun for you kids. Do you wear a feather boa too?

Arm candy does not make for a solid, long term relationship. If you don't have the money, no woman worth a damn is going to stick around to be treated nice while she lives in your shack and drives your broken down pickup truck.



I understand perfectly. You're just a tad past being out of diapers and need your backside swatted and sent to bed without desert. Go blow your runny nose and stand up straight.

When youi've had a releationship last, say, more than 33 years years, then you can tell someone you know something. Right now, all you know how to do is pester the hell out of some girls and annoy the grown ups.

Trouble ahead, trouble behind. Casey Jones you better watch your speed...

I'm not sure why I even bother with the advice. Jared your so busy giving it out you don't have time to listen. If your intentionally trying to be obnoxious you'll be cutting yourself out of boat rides in the future. Already I'm hearing "Who are you bringing" when I ask about an extra seat. We had this discussion before about why making friendly online and not being an obnoxious ass has its benefits.

I'm giving you honest and important feedback here. Be nice. Respect other peoples years of experience. Don't write anything you wouldn't say to someone's face. Would you really tell AuntyM any of the BS you wrote on here to her face? I have trouble believing you would. Because it was super rude, and I've never seen you be intentionally rude to someones face.

Seriously, very seriously, you're at a 10 and it needs to come down to about a 6 or 7.

Please.

And you owe an apology. And not an "I'm sorry BUT...", just an I'm sorry.


Vince

Amazing! Don Rinkles illegitimate son Merg, is PP's very own bag "O" wind, an entertainment machine. He's working 24-7, just to keep us in stitches, only asking that we show appreciation for his entertainment and talents(bikini model). As payment, he asks that we continue to consider him a moron, and that we continue to offer randoms gifts, such as the occasional string bikini', mints, and the highly promoted Photo shoot/ fishing/sex floatilia's.

Merg Rinkles?

JLH, Look out, or Merg Rickles will call you a hockey puck or something that he, and only he considers funny. Gotta hand it to Vhawk for tryin' to reign the little pup in before he gets nailed by animal control. What's with this whelp, anyways? Issues stemming from perceived childhood abuse at the hands of his self proclaimed NAZI father? Breast fed too long? Whatever the reason or reasons are, we can all be rest assured that he will eventually grow up, provided somebody dosen't kill him first. And when he does, he will see the light, and look back on his impertinent youth and say to himself, wow , was I REALLY that much of a pain in the ass? And everyone will say YES YOU WERE! And Aunty, good on you for telling him to blow his nose and go to bed without dessert.. but you forgot to tell him to button up his back door flap on his jammies...

I would guess from all this that 12 is too long.

my sig pretty much covers this one i dont think i need to say much

Seems like the most closed mind here is yours Merg and at the rate you're going, you won't know what it's like to live beyond the brat years.

Oh i will. rest assured.

i used to work at a cemetary in puyallup. that was a sobering expirience. i walked around the graves and looked at the ages of the people when they died. Look at the year it was. look at the people that came to visit them. very sobering. At 22 its hard to see death looming just around the corner. But to be 60 something and know that any day something could just quit, blow out, break. But yet to worry about it is the catch 22 isnt it. how can you enjoy life while your worried about it ending suddenly. I would mow those cemetary lawns all day atop a john deere, thinking about what it would be like to be older and know that your life is more than half over and you really didnt do squat. Just another ant on an anthill. To think that you only had so long to enjoy youth and the advantages it has. My Dad strangely has hammered this home for me. i can see it on his face when he has to quit early form working in the yard or outside. He hates not being able to work as long as he wants. or have the stamina he once had. He tells more stories now then ever about his younger days. stories i had never heard. Although i dont agree with the way my dad thinks sometimes i have enormous respect for him and the WISDOM he has. Very smart man. Sad to see how much he hates being older. From what i see and hear from this thread is: wisdom is not attained through age.


Nor is it attained from studying. its a rare thing that is had through understanding expiriences. You can have expirience...but if you dont understand the outcomes of those expiriences, or the "why" you will go on living and thinking the same way until the end of time. Proven in the last 100 posts by myself and others. interesting.

sorry if any one was offended. i never meant to be rude. some things come out wrong...more often than not with me

this has been a fun and entertaining thread...thanx a bunch guys

Bedtime??? I think so per several requests