Employee accused of sex with goat


A former employee of Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum in Pierce County has been accused of having sex with a goat and charged with animal cruelty.

According to charging papers, a tour guide saw Arthur Lawton, 63, having sexual intercourse with the animal in a barn on May 8 during an evening event at the museum.

His employers later fired him, according to the court document.

Lawton is the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw. A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull was acquitted in May.

Man if wanted to "suck the teak" the last way I'd choose is to have sex with a pitbull.
Dude deserves to be put down.

How is that animal cruelty. Maybe he bought it dinner and was being gentle.....

In the old British navy, bestiality was a hanging offense, and the convicted's last meal was the animal in question.

You kill me, dude.

You need to check into the Statute of Limitations.

Theres Foolish, and theres Criminal, maybe it was just Criminaly Foolish.

Could she cook?

Gee Stam does that mean were related???

I could live with all that because she was your wife, not mine. What bothered me about her was she was UGLY! Like the Ogar form of Princess Fiona in Shrek.

How is that possible?

Further proof there is no God.

God made her as ugly as he could, then he threw a brick at her face.

stam, you should set that hag up with seastrike...i hear he likes the big ones...cheers

Ouch dude.
Good luck getting out on the Sound without a boat ;-)

Some funny shiat here! Mooooooo.

love ya man, im hooking my pontoon up with a nice electric trolling motor...ill be fine

I got this grain of wisdom too late in life:

"Pick your women small. They only get bigger."

My advice to any dude who wants to see into the future is get a look at your future mother-in-law. She is your crystal ball. If she sicken's you take a left turn and don't look back.

Sage advice. Look at the Mother in law's attitude as well. If she is subserviant marry her daughter.

Bacically, if she sucks coc% so will her daughter and all the feminist issues will be moot. If she doesn't you can bet she passed all that baggage down to your future pain in the ass.