Try shi%%ing in a military installation. They don't even put up waist-high dividers between the toilets. You sit down next to a guy on either side of you and grunt one out while a line of dudes stand in front of you waiting.

Jails the same way.. don't ask how I know that

I was going to add that. I know because I used to be a dumb ass.

Crapper converstaion " So, hot dogs for dinner tonight.. and maybe some jello " " Damn straight bro.. dinner and a date'..

Did you just eat half the hot dog so you'd still have a date?

Does that mean you'd be fine getting naked alone with a fat chick.

When chicks start getting naked my clothes come off really easy, other guys around or not.

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Had to drag this over from the thread that Jerry mercifully put to bed, FH5.

Lemme guess. Safety harness for fishing rod? Flotation device for fishing rod? Velcro? Super glue? Sonar device for locating rod?

And "The rod incident of '07" just keeps giving and giving............for YOU guys, I mean.

Hey, I want to hook up with you and 'fly for a drift on the Hump later this fall. Oh yeah, you got a rod I can use?

Somehow I missed that one, I probably said that while sitting around by the fire I suppose. Well anyways, once at 1 am last night, this morning, got one to go, hopefully.

As I recall, it was 3-4 times per day.

Stud.

Swing by the shop, I'll give you your present and we can set a date for the "Hump"

Cool.

Yes. I would. Remember this Sol: "You can't see ugly in the dark,but you can feel fat!"

Coma Dan, Coma.....Dan the Coma maker.

How ugly was she?

"She was so ugly she could trick-or-treat at Halloween over the telephone."

How ugly.

"She went to court and the judge took 2 points off her license for her picture"

"Cops used to pull her over and tell her to speed up"

She was so ugly she could get a job at the fair walking through the corral making horses erections go away.

Lord, I appoligize for that one.

well my craigslist trolling went pretty good while I was gone...put an ad out in seastrikes honor looking for a hot babe to go fishing and one bit! still dont know if its a dogfish or a chromer but its biting and thats a start...to be continued...

Ya'll are gonna start a new dating trend here pretty soon.Dating with Downriggers-TBJ

My date last night was over in 25 minutes flat. Not a craigslist date, but one of those other sites. She walks in and I'm pissed from the get-go because she is 25 to 30 pounds heavier than her photo, but I smiled and rolled with it because I figured I would hit it anyway. So she sits down and we start the trivial BS conversation one would expect between two people with different agendas, and then she starts talking about God. I lost it. I had a beach full of buddies fishing less than five miles away, so I quoted Jessie Ventura and told her I thought religion was a crutch for weak-minded people. She promply said good evening and left.

Then I caught a cab down to Kid Sauk's and partied with cool people until they threw us out of the beach bar: Evening saved.

Sol I remebered this morning a similar incident. I met a beautiful gal at a Christmas party. We chatted it up a bit and I got her phone number. The next week we went out for dinner. She waited until after we ordered to ask the question "Dave, what's you personal relationship with Jesus Christ"?
First thought....I'm not getting any tonight.
Second thought....how do I get out of here and stick this chick with the check?
ps I lied to her and still didn't get any.