If there is one thing i realized is that you can not change a woman and for the most part i do not try. If i do not like it, i move on...but what is with females doing everything they can to try to change a man???

It starts at childhood when dad says no and they pout until they get their way. I have two daughters, I know, so don't "throttle" me for being sexest, Aunty.

Did Shaqwanda show you her ham hock? or was that extra too?

I'll save the details for the campfire, smartass. The full blown version over drinks would be hilarious. Someday I'm going to write a best seller, if there is a publisher with the nads to put it in print.

Like the rest of your gender you are genetically incapable of losing an argument or not getting the last word in so I won't even try.

According to some of my family members it is still that way in Oklahoma. My Granny always b!tched to me about my Grandpa's (RIP) family. She would say "Those goddamned stupid Okies! You wouldn't believe what the women would do down there. Now Ryan, I ain't sh!ttin' ya. We would make the men a big dinner Fried Chicken, Fried Ocra, Fried taters, gravy, dirt beans, corn bread, etc. and then we would stand in the kitchen and wait while those c0cksuckers ate their dinner and then their pie, and SMOKED THEIR GODDAMNED CIGARRETTES! Then, when they finally farted their way off to the back porch to drink we could sit down and eat the cold leftovers, and do the dishes. I told my mother in law she was crazy to do all that and she told me I would go to hell for thinking that way! Now Ryan, don't you treat your wife that way or I'll put a whuppin' on you!"

I can hear her giving me that speech now. I try to ask her about that about once a year, every time she gives me that speech I LMAO, she gets so riled up about it.

Is that kind of what you're talking about AuntyM? If so I'm all for it, it is too late for me, but maybe one of you other guys can find a girl who agrees it is her job to make herself happy and her man happy. My wife was raised wrong I guess, just another reason my mother-in-law sucks.

I like this Rocket Red guy.
Not in the Larry Craig way...not there's anything wrong with that.

I think Aunty's point was that a woman that really wants to make her man happy enjoys a throat yogurt desert from time to time. Being stacked like an Ikea wearhouse doesn't hurt either.

I think Sol needs his own forum on this board. Bob can call it: Ask Dr. Sol

Board members can go to the "Ask Dr. Sol" board for advice, answers to age old questions, etc.



Dr. Sol RULES!!!!!

This thread is cracking me up. Another vote for Dr. Sol-T

Hey Aunty,go get me a pop from the fridge will ya??

JG, if your comment is directed at me I don't have any answers to what a happy marriage is or I'd probably still be married. They were probably the 10 easiest and best years of my life, we just started going in different directions.

But, all the talk about "the drama" that every woman brings to a relationship just sounds like an easy excuse to blame the other party for a failing relationship, or one where there ARE issues that need to be overcome. Most people aren't willing to look at their own misgivings because that might mean taking some responsibility in a situation. Usually it's just easier to blame someone else.

Not sure if this is a good analogy or not. An old friend of mine went thru something like 12 different jobs in 6-7 years. Everytime I asked him why he quit or was fired he say the boss/manager/whatever is just a [censored] asshole. So, were the 12 bosses all pricks or could it have been something he brought on himself?

[censored] I would be happy with kids that slept in there own bed, and a clean kitchen.

Wholly Crap - I think I'd go Postal and kill someone if my kids were allowed to sleep in my bed. Each kid got to sleep next to Mom from the day they were born to about a month old. As soon as the "gotta feed every 2 hours" crap was over, off to their own room they went and STAYED! Ugh.

I clean the kitchen, so I'm good with that one.

I am probally the only dummmy around that has a 7 yr and 3+ crawling into bed with him every night. I think I am gonna have to find that jar my wife keeps my balls in.

Maybe Dr sol has a room I can rent.

JY

It's funny, since I moved out, my kids, now 7 and 9, take turns sleeping with their mom and the house is a TOTAL fuc%ing disaster. I go over there and wonder how the hell I lived with that woman so long. The house I'm living in now has been SPOTLESS while I've lived there, and I have the kids half of the time. I "require" them to put their dishes and clothes away and I get no static about it. It's pretty obvious to me now where the lack of discipline was coming from.

I also have a fully stocked bar, a 48" flat screen TV with 998 stations including on-demand porn. Life is good.

Thanks man, thats what I needed was a good sharp knife right between the ribs. WTF its after 5 ya got the intra net at home?

"a fully stocked bar, a 48" flat screen TV with 998 stations including on-demand porn. Life is good."

Sol, you just keep cracking me up; . . . on demand porn. I'd think my life was so boring in its moderation if I wasn't so happy with it the way it is. I tried porn, but after a few videos I found it even less interesting than watching spectator sports. I'd rather do what I can myself than watch someone else, no matter how good at it (sports or sex) they are.

Enjoy the middle age dating scene. After I got over the initial oddness of dating again, it was a lot of fun, except for sorting out the borderline psychotics from time to time. Now I know I don't need that kind of excitement in my life, even if the sex is the craziest.

I heard this on howard stern a few years back and i agree with it to some standards. If a female is raised with the abscence of their father than the boyfriend/husband suffers. If a male is raised with the adscence of there father than soiciety pays. I agree...One of my X's ashley from Oaklahoma was raised without her father and she flew over the cockoo's nest more than she should have and i had to deal with all her b.s


62' Flat screen, 400 disc dvd changer 50% porn. On demand as well...Life is good...

OK so hear this one....So im at work and that crazy big tittied blonde textes me. saying something about a comment that i left on this smoking hot girls profile from cali. i asked her when she is going to invite me down to cali, and she she responded whenever you want to. So this crazy girl texts me saying WTF why are you doing this...IM like WE ARE OVER! DONE! GOODBYE! and i tell her go be with you new boy and have fun and have a great life. So she texts me back "I LOVE YOU" and i stopped talking to him. WOW can this girl her head on straight? and she throwng a pitty party right now saying i hurt her and all this crazy b.s. WHATEVER i do NOT CARE...see the funny thing is that this girl was just a rebound from this girl that really threw me for a loop and hurt me, and i have been the biggest asshole, jerk whatver you want to call it to her and she still keeps coming back. I can not get rid of her...Has not been the first time this has happened but like i tsaid im not a jerk to girls...but like it say once a girl has taken a ride on the BLADES EXPRESS they sure as hell do not want to get off. I have not slept with this girl in like 2.5 months?? WTF what is she thinking?

iI take it back about the Tackleberry comment I made..... Merg! is that you?