Old codger, ehh? I'm 42, and I guarentee I can out fish you, out run you, out drink you, out fuc% you and generally just beat your ass.

Sounds like Sol is challenging Merg to the PP decathlon. I don't know how you judge the out-f#$%ing though. Is it quantity or quality?

Bring on Shaquawnda and time 'em....the first one done wins.

He goes first. Can you say "Fear Factor"?

Are you sure? Sloppy seconds folowing the Merg.....damn SOL you're one sick SOB. lol

It got your back sol this kid aint nothing!

its on like Donkey Kong!!!

rules are....

1. Has to be less than 15 lbs overweight...(a blind leper could screw fat chicks)

2. Can not be a previous lay...(anyone can dig up old meat)

3. legal age

4. Documented by another as "finished the job"

5. No hookers, prosty's, hoppers, poppers , or any other sort of "pay for play" girls.....or guys ( that last bit is for you Sol)

6. No more than 25$ can be spent in a night on anything for the girls. This is about skill not number of drinks ( your game is dwindling Sol)

7. No party favors....

8. A threesome counts for triple, a point for each lay and a point for being able to pull a threesome.

9. has to be a set amount of time with a months notice.

10. BJ's count as half a point.

11. It does not matter what she looks like if you follow the weight restrictions. Although photographic proof of said "lays" needs to be provided at the end of said competition. But will not be posted on the internet. three judges will go through each and award bonus points where they see fit for such things as

-super hot chick
-naked photos ( consensual sol....has to be consensual..i could just see your photos of girls running out of your bedroom and you catch a blur of a nipple as she see's you whip out your camera hahahah)
-location of said lay
-speed of lay

i am sure i will think of more


i have done this once before...i lost. it was neck and neck 7 to 7 on day 6 and then he pulled a threesome ...even though one chick was a previous lay...i gave it to him. mad props for hot chicks on one dude

i have a deficiency when it comes to finishing fast. i can never go less then 15 minutes.

Merg,

Grow up.

How about the 'roid and SOL get it on together and call it a tie....BJ's count as 1/2 a point and full on anal gets 3 pts.

I don't need or care for proof just the two of them conceding it happened.

New friends are HARD to cum by.

Well on the fish part, Sol is the king. I have seem mergs fish porn. Sol's is 100 times better.

I am thinking that the youngster might have him beat in other areas.

Merg......you need

i am a sick man...been when the sickness becomes your life is it still a sickness ...or a way of life ??

Sol's wine has turned to vinegar and the cheese has a little mold on it.

I figure Sol will just knock Merg down, go up in him, and end the contest right there.

did you say boy butter

Kinda like Sam Kenission Humpn the dead

I'd rather rap the whole controversy up with a right-cross, I not motivated enough to prove myself to anyone but me anymore. And, RvW, I'll take special pleasure in making your aquantaince one of these days. You annoy the shi% out of me too.

Someone please give Merg his Ritalin.

SOL---I don't think your "little man" complex could fit through the doors of the places I hang. But it is fun laughing at you and merg.

Does anyone want to pitch in so they can get a room?