Strippers should be forbidden from wearing glitter.
Ever looked at yourself in the mirror in the morning and laughed as you saw the glitter on your face?
Dang.
Fun night.

It's not glitter it's Ho dust you should be saving that and mixing it in your smelly jelly Dave, looks like little scales falling off your bait.-T

The one time I went to a good strip club I had a brand new LaCoste shirt. I got back to the hotel, and there was ho-dust and make-up all over it. I couldn't get the sh!t out of the cotton, and the shirt was wrecked. I learned a couple of things that day:

1) It hurts way worse to throw away a $70 dollar shirt than something from Steve and Barry's.

2) You get the same end result looking at the Sears catalog lingirie pages as you do going to a strip club, so next time just rub one out and go to sleep.

glitter, 3am gutbomb at jackinthecrack, lost n found wallet and autos makes for a fun night...i only get that damn face glitter from smelly jelly although stippers and smelly jelly probably have a few things in common...cheers

Seastrike: I keep finding more and more things we have in common, gardening, mushrooms, fish, glitter,. We need to fish together soon.

P.S. I'm hitting your mushroom patch tomorrow.