It finally happened.

About two years ago there was a court case which went to the Oregon Supreme Court. The details are not important. What IS important is that the verdict defined "strippers" as "independant contractors" and "artists". As such, it is unconstitutional for Oregon to prohibit "free speech" even if it comes in the form of "live sex acts".

For two years I have been waiting to see it finally happen. Who would cross the line? Which venue would have the biggest balls?

Now, I've seen a few things which came close to "crossing the line", but last night completely took the cake! I will not mention names here, but the boldest club happens to be my local "strip-dive". There was talk from the management/owners of making it a regular event on mondays (it would prob cause riots on fri or sat). There is nothing illegal about what happened and the club could (and may) advertise this event in future.

It started because it was a slow night and the dancers wanted to stir it up a bit to make more money. It worked.

There were three dancers in a pile for about 45 minutes. Every hole was penetrated. Fingers, tongues, thumbs... no holds barred. One dancer (the hottest one) actually came on stage (NOT FAKE) after being eaten for no less than 15 minutes. Everything that you could possibly want to see three chicks do to each other happened. There were only three of us "patrons" present. I cashed out more ones in 30 minutes than I have ever cashed out in one night (and that's a STAGGERING amount, not to be mentioned here). ...no regrets whatsoever, worth every penny.

That's when the DJ asked me to go down the street to the sex shop and buy a strap on. The girls were into it too and said they would use it if I bought one. The club owner was consulted on this matter. He pensively comtemplated it for some time before answering "not tonight, ...next time".

I guess i could be a bit more descriptive about EXACTLY what happened, but what's the point? ...Ya just had to be there! ...Yeah, and I don't have pics. Sorry. That's not legal.

Monday night "board meetings" in Ptown, anyone???

OMFG.

Dude, I'll be there next Monday.

Seriously, I'm out of town for a week or so but PM me the details.

I can see SRO next Monday there :>)

Good one, Aunty.

Jason, I just talked to Nick. He's good friends with the owner, too. I've got two of you on the case. I feel an Oregon road trip commin' on.

I hope to GOD they are brave enough to do it on the regular...

Let's be careful with the out CUM of this thread.

I don't want a 100 emails, please.

Of course with this response, the reaction may be STIFF and some may call for a PROBE into my moderating skills.

Jessie wants to go. I told her I'd think about it.

VHawk

THINK ABOUT IT????

THINK ABOUT WHAT!!!

Did you fall off the turnip truck recently?

Yeah...

Think LONG and HARD.

Jay,
Im surprised you didnt offer up your services as a stage prop...

Why is Big Daddy worrying about emails? How many did Hohbomb get asking the directions to this particular club!!!!!!!!?????

Sorry stam I already called it.

Re-read my post. I am not worried about emails. IT WAS A JOKE.

Believe it or not, I only got one pm asking which club it was. Can you guess who it was??

And this was on a Monday night?

I hated portland up until about 5 minutes ago.. Now I'm kinda diggin it..

was it the U-cropolus?

My question exactly. I like to go have a steak there for under 10 bucks,including salad bar and a drink. If there was that kind of action there I would eat there twice a week.

Last winter I took my wife, with some friends, to Mary's after a kick-ass concert at Dante's. She wasn't as drunk as I had hoped she was.

Anyway if there so happens to be "fishing trip" down around Portland involving a Monday night, I doubt I would refuse an "Open Seat." wink wink

note to self: charter bus, Buy Keg of Mac-n-Jack, pick up case of patron and post open seat thread on PP for next Monday night to Ptown

Where's everyone else gonna sit?

I love a good fat man joke.

I'm almost were I want to be. My bodyfat is down to 8%. I'm thinking it's gonna need to be down around 5% before my abs show through.

Damn, 8% body fat! That's impressive, that's diet control.

Tell me this, is it a lot easier to get your diet in check when you live by yourself? I try to eat clean all the time, but my wife and daughters don't care about eating clean, and they don't need to. My wife is thin and has the ability to do things like eat one bite of a candy bar a week and make it last for like 6 weeks. Whereas if I find said candy bar, I kill the MF and look for it's twin.

When I lived by myself, I only bought clean foods, and it was easy to cut fat. I realize that giving in to temptation is my fault, but still I complain to my wife that if the temptation wasn't there, I would look a lot better.

Sorry to hijack the sex-show thread.

I couldn't seem to do it living with my wife. She would always buy chips or cheese or shi% that healthy humans don't eat, and if that crap is in the fridge or pantry I'll eat it.

Losing weight made easy: First thing is lose the processed complex carbs all together. Pasta, bread, cerial, white rice, etc., are fat builders and they spike your insulin level more than simple carbs like soda (avoid the simple carbs too). Balance your food intake at 40% carbs, 30% fat and 30% protien, and keep your carbs in the form of fruits and vegitables or beans. Calc your Resting Metabolic Rate (mine is 2000 calories/day) and don't exceed it. Spread out your meals to include snacks in between and before bed. This levels out hormone and insulin and allows the body to burn stored fat. Lastly, EXCERSIZE. The human body was not meant to be sedindary. Walk, run, life weights, join a gym, do anything to keep your heart in your target heart range for 20 to 40 minutes 3 or more times a week and the weight will fall off faster than you would ever imagine. And drink a ton of water. The average person should drink an oz. of water for every pound they weigh per day, and professional athletes drink twice that amount.

That's a shi%load of valuable info in a paragraph, folks.

Yeah, that is a lot of good info there. I have a couple of basic rules about eating, which when I follow them I do pretty good.

1) Try to eat something that has a momma every day (protiens).

2) Don't eat it if it is more than 2 degrees from it's original form (processed foods).

Those are easy to understand, but hard to follow in this Generican lifestyle. I'm trying to teach clean eating to my kids, but they love things like Mac-n-cheese and frozen pizzas.

The exercise (gym membership) is the only thing that keeps me from turning into a complete tub.

A good sex show once a week would burn some calories as well! I'm in for a road trip. I have not been to the Acrop or Mary's in quite some time. Good stuff

Road trip! I'm, there.

I'm game. It's right down the street.

nice avatar avid. your mom's hot.

You poor *uckers are going to show up next Mon. and it will be like most internet fishing reports "should been here last week"......

Sol, at 5% body fat you'd be at the level of a professional bike racer. I'll send you a set of bike shorts when you're ready.

Meanwhile, staying on topic, I haven't been to the Acrop in over 10 years. Cheap steak and beer and new scenery might make the road trip worth it. Monday night, eh?

You must live in my neighborhood then.


...BTW It's NOT the Acrop. That would NEVER happen there. It doesn't need to. Great for steak though. Go early for best service before the place fills up with CHOADS and your pittiful offering of dollars does NOTHING to get the dancer's attention.

With as much interest as is being expressed, seems likely we could "make" this happen. Forget Women In Waders, how 'bout Women In Each Other?? My roommate is doing recon as I type, I'll probably have to do some too before monday...

Also BTW: just so there is no confusion: the Women In Each Other aren't interested in anyone's body fat percentages, THEY WANT YOUR MONEY.

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add 2 more.

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If Avid's avitar is Avid's mom, she's old enough to date me. How's about after the Monday night road trip Avid? Ask your mom.

Same here and I definitely didn't have enough to lose in the first place. Still trying to put it back on 12 oz. at a time.


Back on topic. Is there room for one more? Hell, I'll even buy the first round or two!

If that was my mom I'd still be breastfeeding

Id like to visit the strip club she works at...

Hey HohBomb, are you sure you were at a Strip club? Maybe you mistakenly walked into Vhawk's pre-Halloween warm up party. Just curious.

...just returned from another dangerous recon mission. The hot bartenders are on their way over as I type. Vhawk was the first person to know about monday: I text(ed) him with a real time report.

FYI: You and your wife are welcome to come visit anytime!

Well it's not really important that the avitar be Avid's mother. Just that she's free to date.

So it's not the Acrop. I don't really know my way around Portland, so will need a guide.

well here it is tuesday and no follow up report or fresh thread on "road trip to stripperville"

i was amased how many of the horned up members here were talking road trip. these guys missed a key clue to the original post. that being that the club was virtually vacant. 3 guys in all i recall. it's this that created the threesome show. lack of money being given.

now we get a packed house based on wild word of mouth. i doudt there would be a repeat a 2nd monday show.

however waiting to hear if anything actually developed from all the hubbub...

I think most of the "horned up" members are up north fishing.



Good attention to detail (have you been there before?)...

As it turns out, the queerest one of the bunch (who mostly instigated it) ended up quitting several days after the event. The "odd man out" of the threesome was fired (Thank god, she was annoying. She was fired for being annoying, not for having sex on stage). The hottest one is still there.

Last I heard, they were looking hard to hire hot lessie-leaning strippers (pm if interested )

The management/owners clearly have the balls to do this again or even make it a regular event, ...we know the hot one is willing. Have to wait and see.



Funny, it's kinda like a fishing report. By the time you get it, it's too late ...conditions have changed. We all know you have to put in your time on the water to earn a really good day. God knows I put in my time to earn that one!!

When you horny boys are ready to trip down here and put in some time on the water, I'll be here with a recent report...

Jay, It worries me when you start inviting horny boys over to play with...

And with that boys and girls, we say goodnight to another, Cheers.