It finally happened.

About two years ago there was a court case which went to the Oregon Supreme Court. The details are not important. What IS important is that the verdict defined "strippers" as "independant contractors" and "artists". As such, it is unconstitutional for Oregon to prohibit "free speech" even if it comes in the form of "live sex acts".

For two years I have been waiting to see it finally happen. Who would cross the line? Which venue would have the biggest balls?

Now, I've seen a few things which came close to "crossing the line", but last night completely took the cake! I will not mention names here, but the boldest club happens to be my local "strip-dive". There was talk from the management/owners of making it a regular event on mondays (it would prob cause riots on fri or sat). There is nothing illegal about what happened and the club could (and may) advertise this event in future.

It started because it was a slow night and the dancers wanted to stir it up a bit to make more money. It worked.

There were three dancers in a pile for about 45 minutes. Every hole was penetrated. Fingers, tongues, thumbs... no holds barred. One dancer (the hottest one) actually came on stage (NOT FAKE) after being eaten for no less than 15 minutes. Everything that you could possibly want to see three chicks do to each other happened. There were only three of us "patrons" present. I cashed out more ones in 30 minutes than I have ever cashed out in one night (and that's a STAGGERING amount, not to be mentioned here). ...no regrets whatsoever, worth every penny.

That's when the DJ asked me to go down the street to the sex shop and buy a strap on. The girls were into it too and said they would use it if I bought one. The club owner was consulted on this matter. He pensively comtemplated it for some time before answering "not tonight, ...next time".

I guess i could be a bit more descriptive about EXACTLY what happened, but what's the point? ...Ya just had to be there! ...Yeah, and I don't have pics. Sorry. That's not legal.

Monday night "board meetings" in Ptown, anyone???

OMFG.

Dude, I'll be there next Monday.

Seriously, I'm out of town for a week or so but PM me the details.

I can see SRO next Monday there :>)

Good one, Aunty.

Jason, I just talked to Nick. He's good friends with the owner, too. I've got two of you on the case. I feel an Oregon road trip commin' on.

I hope to GOD they are brave enough to do it on the regular...

Let's be careful with the out CUM of this thread.

I don't want a 100 emails, please.

Of course with this response, the reaction may be STIFF and some may call for a PROBE into my moderating skills.

Jessie wants to go. I told her I'd think about it.

VHawk

THINK ABOUT IT????

THINK ABOUT WHAT!!!

Did you fall off the turnip truck recently?

Yeah...

Think LONG and HARD.

Jay,
Im surprised you didnt offer up your services as a stage prop...

Why is Big Daddy worrying about emails? How many did Hohbomb get asking the directions to this particular club!!!!!!!!?????

Sorry stam I already called it.

Re-read my post. I am not worried about emails. IT WAS A JOKE.

Believe it or not, I only got one pm asking which club it was. Can you guess who it was??

And this was on a Monday night?

I hated portland up until about 5 minutes ago.. Now I'm kinda diggin it..

was it the U-cropolus?

My question exactly. I like to go have a steak there for under 10 bucks,including salad bar and a drink. If there was that kind of action there I would eat there twice a week.

Last winter I took my wife, with some friends, to Mary's after a kick-ass concert at Dante's. She wasn't as drunk as I had hoped she was.

Anyway if there so happens to be "fishing trip" down around Portland involving a Monday night, I doubt I would refuse an "Open Seat." wink wink

note to self: charter bus, Buy Keg of Mac-n-Jack, pick up case of patron and post open seat thread on PP for next Monday night to Ptown