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#386830 - 11/06/07 12:14 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? ***** [Re: Sky-Guy]
parker Offline
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Registered: 02/09/00
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 Originally Posted By: Sky-Guy


We'll see if you support this:

One-year old left over stink-bombs left in my boat from Canyonman to be fired in rapid succession via slingshot at anyone who pings my hull with a tater....check.


Looks like slingshots of all kinds are now banned......

Actually, see Rule #6:

"no aiming above the Gunnels or skipping shots across the water"

I got no problems with either slingshots or stink-bombs..as long as you don't aim above the gunnels or skip shots across the water.

Fire a projectile *at* someone and it's all over. Near someone is fine. I'm sure a well places shot of a stinkbomb spattered over an anchor has got to smell FINE!

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#386833 - 11/06/07 12:22 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: parker]
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Loc: Taking the "fifth" on this one
I'm not even worried, I'm using the girls as human shields.

Imagine the shame of ruining everyones fun by hitting the eyecandy in the eye with a projectile...tsk tsk tsk.

Sols boat is where you want to do the damage/carnage. D'oh! now I'm pissed, I just thought of sol...landing giant fish in the land of plenty, should be about tearing it up by now.....brrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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#386834 - 11/06/07 12:28 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: parker]
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Registered: 08/18/02
Posts: 2394
Loc: seattle
How things change.
We now have mods that are funny (Jerry started this summer and just lately bigdaddy has been whoopen some azz).
We have reluctant and non-reluctant celebs posting (Vedder doesn't count).
We have openly gay military officers posting.
Body shop guys have become artists (I printed my copy).
Parker DOESN'T want to see man boobs.
Vince is trash talking like SOL (ps dude bring that cowgirl from your party to SRC).
Maybe it IS time to move this to another board ;-)
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#386835 - 11/06/07 12:29 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: stam]
parker Offline
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 Originally Posted By: stam
Imagine the shame of ruining everyones fun by hitting the eyecandy in the eye with a projectile...tsk tsk tsk.


That's what we are trying to avoid. Hit in the eye, not eyecandy, that is!

Fun is fun, but being blatantly stupid will get one the boot.

 Originally Posted By: seastrike
Parker DOESN'T want to see man boobs.


Amen to that! Just say no to MANBOOBIES!


Edited by parker (11/06/07 12:34 PM)
Edit Reason: Saying NO to Manboobies!

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#386838 - 11/06/07 01:02 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: parker]
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Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 899
Loc: Olalla, WA
Parker, did you take that contraption you had hand-delivered at the Goodman to the UW Mechanical Engineering Dept. yet?
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#386843 - 11/06/07 01:13 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: NOFISH]
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Pat, that was delivered to me, the super sized propane powered tater cannon...still haven't worked out all the kinks in that one yet, but haven't blown it, a boat, or any people up trying yet, either.

Fish on...

Todd
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#386850 - 11/06/07 01:17 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Todd]
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That's right, my bad, too many beerz consumed to that point!
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#386854 - 11/06/07 01:23 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Todd]
parker Offline
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 Originally Posted By: Todd
but haven't blown it... yet, either.


Paging Larry Craig! Paging Larry Craig!

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#386859 - 11/06/07 01:28 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Todd]
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 Originally Posted By: Todd
Pat, that was delivered to me, the super sized propane powered tater cannon...still haven't worked out all the kinks in that one yet, but haven't blown it, a boat, or any people up trying yet, either.

Fish on...

Todd


Thankfully, the aerial flamburst induced aroma of burnt hair made you step back and rethink the propane quantity, at least for a minute or two.
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#386863 - 11/06/07 01:36 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: stam]
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Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 1219
Loc: Poulsbo
 Originally Posted By: stam
Does anybody know where I can get a 6 to 8 foot chunk of 3 to 4 inch diameter brass pole....?





Gotcha covered on the pole--2" is what ya want! I've put together several.
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#386865 - 11/06/07 01:39 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Sky-Guy]
parker Offline
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Posts: 7000
Loc: Margaritaville
Every year, it's the same thing:

<BOOM>

reload tater

<CLICK><CLICK><CLICK>

Unscrewing of the chamber cap

"DAMMITALLTOHELL! I flooded the chamber!"

<CLICK><BOOM>

reload tater

<CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><CLICK>

"Crap. It's wet inside the camber!"

<CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><CLICK>CLICK><CLICK><CLICK><BOOM>

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#386866 - 11/06/07 01:40 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Sky-Guy]
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 427
Loc: Bothell, WA U.S.A.
All I can say Ryley is I would watch where those stink bombs are directed toward as not only have I completely replenished my supply, but have something new that will make those look like a bouquet of roses!!! It is so bad and powerful that I will only use if completely provoked!

CM

I'll call you later Kev and fill you in!
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#386867 - 11/06/07 01:42 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Canyon Man]
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Posts: 6299
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
"I'll call you later Kev and fill you in! "

Speaking of paging Larry Craig...

Anyhows, I noticed he's a PP member now...must have been tipped off by Falwell's Right...a couple of real jokers.

Fish on...

Todd
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#386947 - 11/06/07 05:28 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Todd]
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Well, hell, we're all screwed if Jen's getting aboard a boat in this event.

If showing boobies gets extra points, I'm going to have to boot Parker off of my boat and put Corey back on ... we have a winner \:\)
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#386952 - 11/06/07 05:37 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Bob]
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Registered: 04/02/06
Posts: 1077
Loc: in da hood
If this is really how this thing is gonna go...

I hate to say it, but I could round up a posse that would heat up the competition a bit too...

Might not even be able to row if I get the number of boobies the yellow coastguard sticker says I can fit in my boat...
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#386958 - 11/06/07 05:52 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Bob]
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Loc: Whidbey Island
Put Corey in your boat, Parker can ride with Sol, or put Corey in Sol's boat. Corey should definately be in a boat.
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#386986 - 11/06/07 07:31 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Addicted]
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Corey and Tim would be something like oil and water, and perhaps a few atom bombs \:\)
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#387024 - 11/06/07 09:15 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Bob]
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Posts: 3301
Loc: Port Angeles
I'd almost pay money to see the outcome of a day on the water with Corey and Tim... ;\)
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#387068 - 11/06/07 11:14 PM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Bob]
Addicted Offline
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Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 1685
Loc: Whidbey Island
 Originally Posted By: Bob
Corey and Tim would be something like oil and water, and perhaps a few atom bombs \:\)


I would like to see the results of them in a boat all day together, Sol with a hangover, Corey annoyed at the drunkfest, could be good comedy that comes from that... Seriously though, hope Corey does go, that'd be cool.
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#387094 - 11/07/07 03:08 AM Re: Well? Who's gonna get it started? [Re: Addicted]
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Put Corey and Tim in the same boat, I'm going to be bring the medic bag. As long as she doesn't actually poke his eye out, we can handle his trauma on the water.


Hell if she does poke his eye out we can just call Francis. I'm sure it's real easy to pop them eyeballs back in.








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