After numerous PM's today, I think it is time to remember that we should all try to play a little nicer with each other.

Believe me, I understand that certain people posts things that cry for attention.

I have locked numerous topics that have gotten a little out there.

A warning to the few people PMing me claiming that they are being unfairly harrassed, WATCH YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR AS CLOSELY AS YOU SEEM TO WATCH OTHERS.

Quiet Aunty. I love his new avatar!

Warn 'em and next time they act up, give 'em the boot.

Parker..... You are truly wise.

After re-reading the PM's, I should have just canned them at that point.

Must be the kinder and gentler Big_Daddy.

It's good to be the good guy--- no PM's for me!!!

It boggles my mind to think that BB posters would feel compelled to PM a moderator about the behavior of other posters. It's the freakin' internet. Life really ain't fair. And if someone feels really put upon and can't handle the heat of the kitchen - or the grade school-like antics, they could offer to meet up after school at the corner of Harry's Market and settle it like school kids.

I like BD's avitar also. We got one of those decals when we bought an Alumaweld workboat many years ago, but the powers that be (or were then) wouldn't let us put it on the boat. I hadn't known he was such a prude.

Sg

You can't see the avatar Auntie?

If it's a small blue square with a question mark in it, then yes...

I can't see it.

JY

PS- I will try and play nice

I see the small white square with an X in it. I say that all people who PM the Mods with complaints should be banned. Keep it simple.

I kind of like Jerry's Avatar:

You got me

Yeah Jerry what's up w/ your avatar?

A big Ditto for what the other (often unthanked mods) have to say.

I've been really, really busy lately and haven't been following things very closely, but obviously, with all the hub-bub, it's not good. So, as is usually the case when I have little time on my hands to sort through things ... please heed the warnings or I will likely just start hitting "ban" and calling it good.

I don't want to hear "They started it ..." or So-and-so said this ...". This isn't the third grade So don't expect any second chances. And if you think I'm being mean, talk to Corey, she's out for blood on some of this and has full access to my machine

let me say if i offended anybody ,i am truly sorry. i think some people were just trying too be funny and it got out of hand.

I promise not to be mean to Falwell's Right anymore. Even if he is a bit odd.


VHawk

VHawk,

If I wasn't such a good christian I'd really hate you. I'm going to report your post to Jerry. Can someone tell me how to do it?

And don't think your so high and mighty, by putting us chum fishers down. I saw you on the Skok pleasuring yourself by hooking into more chum than I've ever caught in my whole life. Your a closet chum lover.

I will figure out who this Falwell guy is. His dry humor has been replicated around here somewhere under another name... hmmmmmmmmm

Dang VHawk/FR. Just when ya want to hate him he makes ya laugh.
I think Vince is on new drugs. Dude has been on a roll lately.

Does this mean there's another on the way? Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What about BigStick, Sard and Rory? If they ever crawl back out from under their rocks, do I have to be nice to them, too?

Yes.......uh Maybe.......uh Possibly........uh No

I didn't say that.

He did offer a unique perspective.

He (they) would have to email me with some assurances that things would be different this time.

I really don't expect that anytime soon.

Gawd.....I agree with Salmo.......

I think you should post the closet whiners so we all can know who was/is suckled too long.

I can set the server up to not allow certain IP's to access anything on this site

The first one made it break down wntrrun ... it needs some WD-40 or something now

Randy, Bob is getting a little outta line.. better lock this one down

I have server access. How about I just turn off PP? That'll learn 'em!

BOFH, and PROUD of it!

Ban Parker while you're at it

Perfect post to waste my 3000th on

You're lucky I'm not a moderator any more. I'd delete 100 of your posts just to bring your post count back down under 3,000!

Wow.

Who realy has that much time on their hands ? [insert smiley face] havent figured that out yet.
frank

T-Bird is an inmate at Clallam County Correctional Facility, he has all the time in the world. Don't let his identity crisis fool you! He wants money!

seriously guys its a template....sorry to blow ur cover bird

You should write one on how to get your post count up!
I hear the test board is good for at least 1k!

LMFAO...

Go ahead Mark, make one and post it


Don't worry neal, there's a chapter specifically dedicated to the testboard

ok my bad...lol tbird is technologically superior to me

Who was it that said that VHawk and Falwell's Right are the same guy?

Likening that wonderful Man of God to a heathen dirtbag like V-Hork is like comparing me to a homo...it just ain't right.

Ban everyone on the "Top Posters" list, for starters. Maybe randomly ban five or ten people every day, just for the heck of it.

Definitely ban people who can't spell, use punctuation, or form a complete sentence.

Ban anyone who answers the next question about any type of drift boat issue with "Simply the Best!". Ban them twice, for good measure.

Anyone who mis-ID's a fish really badly? Ban 'em.

Anyone who votes for a Democrat, ban them.

Anyone who thinks I'm a homo? Ban them.

That should get the number of members down to a much more manageable size. Probably something like nineteen members. Moderation would be much easier then!

Yours in Service,

Larry

P.S. This rayon nightie sure is comfortable!

Ban anyone who answers the next question about any type of drift boat issue with "Simply the Best!". Ban them twice, for good measure.


That was funny as hell...

and anyone who spells Bob's name backwards....ban 'em

This thread is really gaining some traction now...

Ban anyone who calls a "bait ban" a "bait band"...ban anyone who thinks flyfishing is a superior way to angle...for that matter, ban anyone who thinks gear fishing is superior...but as an aside, ban people who use spinning reels to steelhead fish...the only ones allowed to do that are people who can't fish, so they hire a guide and side drift the Cowlitz out of a sled with a spinning rod.

Ban anyone who thinks I'm "Sen. Larry Craig"...and yes, I have received several PM's and e-mails asking me if I am.

Ban people who think a six foot leader and a piece of black yarn is a legit way to fish for coho.

Ban everyone who has an animated avatar...those damn things phuckk up my computer.

Ban everyone who has a sticker that covers their entire back window on their truck, no matter what it says...

Fish on...

Todd

sweet im in the clear now!

Ban anyone with that " GLOOMIS" fish decal plastered all over their rig!

In the clear again, NICE!

How about banning anyone who says we should ban someone? LOL

I was getting there big daddy, well said!

Hmmm...

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Ban the Kanektok Kid!

I was looking at a fat chick in the bar earlier... What's your point John?

Err.. make that a bunch of fat chicks... In the end, the only thing matters is I'm out of the bar.. and ALONE might I add

Whew..

Bring back the Millionaire!

+2

Who?????????????????

you know from gilligans island.

Oh yeah, The Millionaire was great. I miss that guy. I thought his whole schtick was fairly obvious but some people really seemed to take him seriously and actually try to debate him.

I enjoy the "Stall Peeper" Craig and "Fags and Liberals caused 9/11" Falwell. The writing style is good enough to rule out most around here. Todd seemed to issue a denial. Rocket Red is funny and seems like he would pull that type of move. VHawk would be another one on the list.

I am blessed with the sacred knowledge of the *real* identities, such as they can be on the internet, of both Falwell's Right and Sen. Larry Craig...but I'll go to my grave with the knowledge...

...unless, of course, someone gives me a beer or three at the SRC, in which case I may just spill it and new secret identities will have to be formed.

I wanna know who that KK guy is...

Fish on...

Todd

Ya both of them!

And I know who Sen. Craig is.

Still working on Farewell.

I'm gonna put my vote in for churchgoer to be a new moderator...

I don't think either are a big secret. Craig's a f*g and Falwell's just another right wing nut case. I don't think anyone on this board has the personality to pull off being an imposter.

Well, maybe I can think of a select few who might be able to pull it off.

Didn't Vince out himself as FR on the rod tip forum?

Yes.

theMillionaire:

http://www.piscatorialpursuits.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=userposts&id=5006

If you don't think that's funny there's something the matter with you.

Thanks LD. I didn't look at the dark side until a year or so ago....looks like I missed out!

That link is gonna keep me occupied for a while.

That is some damn funny stuff there.

There's some real gems from some of those posts. Here's one in reply to the Enumclaw horse thing from a while back.

That's it, keep it comin' get it all outta your systems. ...just wait 'till whatever the whackos are doin' in your hometown hits the news...I'll be there...wait a minute, that didn't come out right, I won't be there......Oh, what the hell.... YOU SUCK

Any guesses on who that came from?

Stam.....