Top 10: you might be Al Qaida if:

10. You refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher but you can’t afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You’ve never been asked “Does this burka make my ass look fat?”

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You’ve never uttered the phrase “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”

1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean.

watch it you will soon be flamed as a bigot

Chasbo,
Is your Avatar a picture of you or V-Hawk?

Definitely not VHawk, there isn't any Ultimate Egg Cure all over his clothes.

neither, just another frustrated Tyee Club memberr

There I fixed it for you.

if it was vhawk he'd be sporting the austin powers glasses.

5. You consider public education dangerous, but you take the family to the creation theme park in Kentucky each summer, and let the kids ride a dinosaur just like Jesus dd...........

You Might Be From Hawaii If:

10. You have an action plan to hide the Pakalolo plants from helicopter fly bys and you have at least one friend who is mahu (homosexual).

9. You give up trying to own a gun – "Da laws stay too strict brah, but you do own plenty slippahs." (slippers /shoes)

8. You don't want to go to the dentist cause "da bugga like hurt you."

7. You hide your vest because you don’t want to hear the, “What you wen go turn mainland or what?” speech ever again.

6. You don’t know anyone you won’t extend Aloha to.

5. You consider the dentist dangerous but have no problem catching a 20’ wave in shark infested water.

4. You have been asked, “What you looking at? I know da MuuMuu make me look beautiful but no stare brah – take picture last long-ar. What you get eye trouble?”

3. Your cellphone message includes music from Bruddah Iz or Bob Marley.

2. You have uttered the phrase, “Brah, da kine look da kine.” (and you were understood by your inflection)

1. You buy toilet paper in bulk just in case the longshoremen decide to strike again.

All in good fun! Joke! So to redeem myself a quote: “No matter what color you –yellow, black, pink, orange, purple, maroon -one race brah- the human.” 1978 -Isreal Kamakawiwo’ole (05/20/59 - 06/26/97). Mahalo Beloved Bruddah IZ!