Wow I can't believe this thread. I have done that a lot of times, at Ocean Shores. I have seen a Park Ranger do that next to his truck at a trail head one time too.

Maybe he really did live at the beach and you really were in his front yard.

One of my cousins and one of my bud's both got tossed in the joint in Elma for pissing in the alley behind the bar. Both within a week, I think the cop must have been setting a "Sting" operation for the alley pissers. Maybe it was the same guy, I think he likes to try and startle discrete pissers so they will turn around real fast, and he can get a glimpse of it.

Funny RR made me almost lose my java

Too funny RR. Glad to see some humor in this. Funny part is that he must have been quite a distance away from me as I was done for a couple minutes before the anti-piss squad, RED DOG1, showed up.

Our fish are being netted into extinction and these guys are worried about an old man discretely pissing on the beach. Makes sense does'nt it.



Captain

Meat gazer!

You have to be $hitin' me. They can haul you in for pissing. I am the first to hang it over the side of the boat and think nothing of it. That would be a bummer to get taken away with my unit in my hand.
In my opinion, as long as you are in the woods or not exposing yourself then whatever. We were at an airport and one of my buddies hung it off the parking garage. That was a little much and we almost got taken away for that, but the beach? Tell the guy your sorry you made him realize his short comings and there is medication and pumps if it really bothers him.

Flaming pecker checker!

You should have turned and pissed on his leg like Cheech did to Sgt Stadenko.

Evan Gamies can have a bad day.

I would ask him the same thing I ask cops when I am being respectful and they are being disrespectful.

What's the matter your partner not giving it up for you today.

Being stern is one thing, being disrespectful and arrogant crosses the line.

I've lost count of how many fish I caught with the johnson out.

No kidding there.
Works like a charm.

The Gamey was probably mad because he once mistook a piss hole in the sand as a clam show, and dug it out barehanded. Now he has a thing for sand pissers.

here here.
I had a multiple piss-fish summer and even had one poop fish. A record I hope I never break!

We better lock this thread, it's going into the toilet! lol

"sand pissers" LOL

I would of showed off my big Geoduck to the Gammie ,He'd probably doesn't care for Clam juice!

On the serious side I know a guy that went back to the joint for pissin in public.

Was on probation for a sex offense.Got caught takin a leak in an alley.

As stupid as it is.There can be some serious consequences,as was already pointed out.

Geeze...I cant tell you the times I have had to piss on a tire when I'm working. I try to be discreet, but, when you gotta go....Sounds like he was either having a bad day or trying to work himself into a scene like the cop from "wild hogs."

Yeah..apparently you used enough verbal skills to deflect a ticket..i recently went to driver court with a $560 ticket and stated you know your honor....i realize it is a privelige to drive...it was a stupid thing to do...and believe me I won't ever do it again..the ticket was reduced to $225. Had to swallow...but it saved $$$$...regardless ....how many times have you peed in public? ..or the backwoods? ..and not had any problems..? Well me I haven't been caught yet..(which I may next week) But in a sense ...you won..you dodged the ticket..and next time stick it to the man when he aint looking...leave some turds on his doorstep..LOL

That sucks. The things that wind people up. Bunch of years ago I was doing a fly fishing thing at Crane Prairie near Bend. I woke up pretty rough from a Bushmills induced coma at dawn. The camp ground was still asleep and I headed over to one of those hand pump water spigots. I pumped it a few times and when the water started running I put some in my hands and splashed it on my face. The door opens on this travel trailer maybe 50 yards away and this blue haired old lady gets right in my face yelling " what are you doing.. don't you realize that that water you just put on your face.. went right down that drain and out into the lake !! " she was really pissed. This made me really pissed off, so I told her to F'ck off.... Turns out she was the camp ground host. She was giving me the stink eye for the rest of the day. That night her husband comes over and said she was actually mad because she saw someone from our group take a pee behind a tree the night before, and just used the water on the face in the lake thing because thats all she could come up with on 1 seconds notice.

We break that out all the time, never ending joke " don't you realize when you pee up on this mountain it gets into the ground water and works it way into the lake.. dude, thats nasty "

Your lucky captain, I've ran into worse, they would have sent you a ticket in the mail. The guy probably doesn't get any respect at home so he earns it on the job...his way.

Dude,
I know how you feel, He must of had Penis envy or something, But you are always going to have one guy who is over the top, I would venture to say that even in my experiences with them down there that they have tried to get better and have had some improvement, you just happend to be the guy who ran into officer small penis and had to take the wrath. My suggestion is get a name and number, but if you have plenty of witnesses always ask the questions and don't be afraid. They work for us !!!!!

Peace
Fly