A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?"







"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,
and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other
exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Twenty-four," she replied.

Looks like Dave Vedder in drag.

Those are his summer breathables.