Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men
in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job, & Shut the [censored] Up
Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much
you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ, & shut your mouth for
the rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job , & Shut the
[censored] Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will
try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a
little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word and do your part to bring love and peace to this
The drift is always greener on the other side.