1) Never pass up a bathroom
2) Never waste a hardon
3) Never trust a fart

for #2, define "waste"

A longtime joke in my boat, you have to amend two to be #3 and then make sure that also includes that it even means taking matters "into your own hands"

Definitely on my "movies to see" list.

I had never heard of rule #2 until 15 years ago when a co-worker said his father-in-law told him. We thought it was pretty damn funny. Now I'm beginning to understand his father-in-law. A responsible person would only waste what there is a surplus of. After a certain age . . .