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April fools, or karma, you guys take your best guess. My GF is pregnant.

april fools

I'm pullin for April Fools Sol....
I don't think they can get pregnant when you "do it that way".

Who do you suspect?

STAM

ABU is reinstated.....

bigstik teaches kindergarten

They sure do use some pretty big fancy-ass high-falutin' words in Enumclaw!

Dude, I couldn't find that one in the dictionary. But at least I now know how to spell it.

I wanna save that one for Scrabble.... "Stam said it, so it MUST be real."

i hear that bob is having a house warming party and everyone is invited.
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april fool

...re-re-re-re-re-retread...

WDFW Announces New Fishing Restrictions

[AP]Announcements from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife today confirm what many anglers had feared: the seasonal harvest of many species will be severely restricted in the near future.
Perhaps the most popular species, the bluegill was once thought to thrive in a majority of Washington’s lakes. “What we see now is that they’re nowhere near as prolific as we’d once imagined,” said department spokesman Burt Braemer. “Catch record card analysis indicates that over the last two years, only .002 bluegill were retained per rod per trip.”
Restoration of the bluegill habitat along with reduced fishing pressure is designed to provide a window for the fragile species to maintain suitable populations. The department hopes to act early enough to avoid another fiasco like the one they faced with wild steelhead.
“In other cases, there is no way to restore appropriate habitat, and in those cases the department must be prepared to find some creative solutions,” said Longview guide William Angler.
Losing the bluegill fishery places a burden on guides, tackle store owners, and local communities that once depended on the thriving recreational fishery for these pretty little fish. But that isn’t their only woe.
Fourteen other species will face harvest restrictions when the WDFW’s new fishing regulations are published later this month, among them the stickle-backed spindlefish, the sculpin, the common mud-burrower, the long-nosed beak dab, and the gutter sucker, named after a line from poet Oscar Wilde: “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
Opening day of the traditional fishing season, usually the last weekend in April, has been moved to July 17 this year to allow additional time for fathead minnows in the eastern part of the state to reach spawning escapement goals. Some anglers fear the minnow fishery may eventually go the way of the long lamented bass.
“Ooh, I miss those bass,” said fisherman Ned Muckyanker of Tonasket. “Carp just aren’t the same—nowhere near as tasty.” Many others agree.
“Look, closing these fisheries is the last straw,” said one disgruntled fisherman. “I mean—perhaps it’s time we take up golf, if it’s too dangerous to put a hook in a gutter sucker.” Other anglers were more optimistic, noting that this year’s pea-nosed chub populations appear to be able to support a harvest.
“Still, there is a bright side,” said another unidentified angler, “which can be seen by disregarding everything here except the first letter of each paragraph.”

Sol's GF is pregnant.... April fools.... I'm pretty sure you told me you had your nuts cut at some point in time. They do grow back every now and again though!

Well if he got his nuts cut and she is pregnant, he has more trouble than april fools.

God - Save us ALL....

Nope. I had my consultation yesterday and get snipped on April 10th.

Make sure to have a few bags of frozen peas at the ready, you will need them!

Thanks for the tears of laughter!

Nope. I had my consultation yesterday and get snipped on April 10th. [/quote]

Save some cash and forget the snip, just pull out..................

Sol doesn't do anything halfway--- pulling out isn't an option.

Ahhh yes....getting snipped. I remember that day; had to sit indian style on the couch for a few days leaving things "suspended" .....good times for sure!

A word of caution (seriously) when you feel back to normal in a few days don't kid yourself your ready to get physically active. Chill out for a good week and ease back into activities where your hiking, lifting etc...

I had a fishing partner get snipped years ago. 2 days later he decided he was ready for the S. Toutle canyon so off we went. We no sooner reached the water when the poor bastard was in agony.....and he(we) still ahd to climb back out. Needless to say, he needed some help out. Back at the rig he had to take his pants off because he was swelled up so bad. Then he needed to kill the pain so he popped the cork on a half empty bottle of Crown. By the time we got home, he couldn't stand up straight(not just from the booze), had to crawl out of the truck and puked his guts out on the lawn. I had to bite my lip to keep from busting a gut I felt so bad for him; Simultaneously heaving and grabbing his junk because every heave caused immense pain "down there" But.....he HAD to go fishing despite the doctor's warning.

He catches hell for that to this day. True story.