so i havent done any fishing.....persay.....but i have done some trolling. Landed a few. broke off some darkies,

Booze cruise out in front of waikiki. I stuffed a beer down this chicks bikini and told her to bend over so i could drink it. Sounded great at the time. later her nipples came out. it was 30$ for the sunset cruise...all you could drink. i wasnt messing around. I got down to business right away while everyone was still looking around. before we left the beach i had downed 5 of their so called mai thais. the first one was weak so i had the bartender float some cheap rum that had an uncanny color resemblance to piss, over the subsequent drinks. 10 mai thais later i was pounding a beer out of some chicks ass...not my finest hour but entertaining to say the least.

My roomate mark




oh i cant wait to hear the gallery comments on this pic hahahah

i wanted to put this pic over on a reply so when bob deletes it the others are still up.



This chick saw me taking pictures with my iphone and said "hey! come over here i want to show you my nipples!" i wouldnt make this up seriously!!


Nice but sorry.......I left it for awhile so you could all copy the picture.............BD

her boobs are fake....but man do they feel and bounce real. Mark and i did a thorough examination that would make a breast examiner jealous. guess shes had them for awhile. She could also down more beers than a ship full of sailors. i couldnt believe the alcohol this girl could put away.

next time... just pictures no words.

you've moved up a notch.

stam

The Merg has returned with a money shot.

Merg, I thought that first picture was of you. Kind of looks like you in a bikini.

+1 Merg

nice work merg...bout time u brought something to the table

finally

Is it Wednesday or Thursday? Who really cares

Give that chick a cheeseburger already.

Double that order with fries and a shake.

Still here?
Bob must be fishing

At first, when I looked at your first picture with the beer stuck in the thong I thought it was a picture of you. Hell, it may well be.

Signed " a hater "

Keep'em Cumin.

Mf

Did you really have to drag your sister into this?

Keep it in the family.

I am betting that gets deleted... just wanted to get in before. Well done Merg.

That chick showing her tata has eyes like the banjo playing kid in the movie "Deliverance".

She has eyes?

Just one, and it's winking at you!

you left out....."but I'd hit it anyway".

you left out....."but I'd hit it anyway".
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Not after Merg got a hold of it. I bet he has more viruses than Microsoft.

You look like the dude from Extreme Makeover...

More Pics!!......

i get that alot. Ty Pennington. Oh more will come. its just starting. i havent been taking pics but i will. She didnt really have an ass i called her tits on a stick

Update so far. 5' 4" 110 lbs 21 year old "her anoos was tight like 7 year old "
picture from her myspace



picture of her from my phone



Just met this Wagon the other day. hung out with her today..in fact she just called and said she was coming over, now this girl......holy balls. not only does she play the game well....she is freaking wild. i will get some naked photos on my phone and post them for you guys...i may have to photoshop out some....lower parts these pictures are from her myspace but i promise i will get some on my phone. no one likes a poser.


its coming along. the penthouse we live in is pretty key to mass quantities of women coming over. its the whole top floor. so plenty of room.

that and myspace....i mean its like shopping. it pulls up all the girls that logged in in the last..hour and within 10 miles of my zip code. i just go through the pictures..."that one will do" send her a message. get her number...then its bumping uglies. then i go surfing. throw in a little work, and thats my life. pretty rough

I hate you.

ISO

so troider, you girlfriend dumped you huh? thought a year ago you were saying that she would be w/you forever. ???

watch out for sharks! That could ruin your gig in a big way!

Dude............chick has eyebrows like she owns a jungle...........hope she shaves.................if ya know what I mean, I don't need free and clear, but well manicured is nice.

Oh yeah, in Hawaii, there seems to be a thing for the "no butt syndrome" not many chicks there tourists, local or whatever, have ass, personaly, I like a little ass, especially if I"m drinking a beer from it. I like the trunk with a little lugage. Maybe even a spare carry-on.

Nice pics and report Merg. Where you at exactly over there??????? Ono bit from the beach, on Todd's spoons none the less, gravaley too, but on bait. Have fun over there and get us hooked up on more pics dude.

Looks like that last chick might have a bit of a misstache too.

Rico, you caught a wahoo from the beach? On a spoon? Dude, if you did that, post up a pic!!!!!! You're one of the few people in the history of planet Urf that has done that!

hahah i took the pic so i wasnt in it.... but thats my roomate brian, with some Estonian girls. they are working here on visas for three months.



strip poker can be fun....

that's not fair picking on Estonian girls like that Merg............everyone knows they'll get naked for free toilet paper and will put on the knee pads for a loaf of bread.

Doesn't your buddy ever take pics of you and the hotties?

Mf

oh certainly...none that i can post my friend i will get on it... here are pictures from my place



balcony number 1


balcony number 2





my board


6'2" al merrick

hahahaahah

my buddy is always odd man out...so every time we have girls over he ends up on the roof...hahahah hes done it like 4 times now. he gets it done i dont know how...the view is great, i guess when shes bent over the side she enjoys the vertigo hahahahah i am going to try and take a picture of that and post it. two silohettes in the night

Merg, are you renting or did you buy? I know your 'hood really well and it ain't cheap....!!!! My bro just scored a sweet condo in HawaiiKai for $450K and that was a bargain in the building he bought into.

Must be nice to have a rich daddy.

" I paid more in Federal Taxes alone last year than the average American family's annual (gross) household income, so don't start up on me about that." Irie

Merg, are you a trust fund brat? Seriously come clean...........did you buy or rent? hang on to that place if you bought..............I'm curious what it cost. PM me dood......

Looks like Waikiki - Ala Wai Canal. Some penthouse owners rent in montly terms.

renting right now...the credit is in the crapper and the ex just took all my money and in the seperation both our credits took a blow....but working up to owning...WOW that is cheap in hawaii Kai. i love hawaii kai. my chiropracter is in hawaii kai. beautiful place. half the girls i know actually live out there. surf is good just down from hawaii kai. i live right on Ohua and the ala wai.


told you i dont front or pose

that aint cool guys. i saved my own money waiting tables to move out here, work my ass off out here with two jobs, to afford this crap. no one bank rolls my life

troider, sorry to hear you hotty girlfriend gave you the shaft. it's not a surprise in the least. you talked up how loyal she would be, all of us older experienced stags knew the b!tch would split with you and screw you toboot! if you would please, make a post on how to you you got the shaft by a hotty when we all knew it was going to explode in your face.


the good thing you have going for you is a good crop of beach bunnys to make you forget that b!tch!!!

no no this is the third one since that post about "i will be with her for awhile"

she started doing cocaine. spent all our money....got raped by a drug dealer who slipped her meth in the cocaine. she is totally screwballs right now. i tld her to f*** off when i found out she cheated....ironic really. tourists would basicallly fall into my lap when i would hng out with my bro's. i would politely turn them down....then she cheats on me hahahah whatever. she bankrolled the first two month. she served a purpose. moved on. it was a learning experieince. but i knew this one wouldnt last. she had all the telltale signs of a crazy. i just orde it out until it crashed. (shrug) not really much more than that. back on the train....doin the thing.

i paid for the tickets and stuff and she agreed to bankroll the "life" until i could find a job i would enjoy...very hard to do in hawaii until you know people.

wow thats messed up troider, on both sides. learning experience is the term. keep the pics heavy.

two nights ago....one the night before...the other while the first one slept the next morning

i had to fold up my shirt to get it to work right...me in my favorite shirt...ive had this shirt for years. had a guy offer me 100$ for it one time. whipped out the cash and everything...but the fun factor just negates the money..


going on five years of owning this shirt and its been better and better to me over those years

Just bustin' your balls, dude.