The Brewer is far from Legend status, rest assured.

Go on...

Mf

i find it all interesting that several of the noobs who posted just prior. with puny posts totals (23) for example. total nobodys can argue about the my popular celeb status. from the satsop to the kalama and over to the klickatat rivers fisherman know of the character "brewer" from the washougal up to the puyallup i have had guys shake my hand. no lie.... i'm certain on the banks of the sky and up to the sauk. guys have read posts by the brewer.

1. "thing"... check. (Incoherent posting style w/ changing narrative voice).

2. omnipresence... check. (Post count >300, see thread activity).

3. other-Legend association... lacking. (The above post makes a stab at it).

4. photographic evidence... lacking. (Please post).

5. disdain... check. (Double check).

3/5, not bad, but not "there" yet.

CCA will save the Yakima someday.

23+1.

The scary thing is...he's serious.

I don't think it's scary...just funny, which is what the brewer is usually aiming at.

Fish on...

Todd

dam right i'm serious!


failed to mention the eastside clearwater river. where i'm frequently offered boat rides with a group called Droolers. it's all very interesting.

i'm noticing that irkstream is a closet brewer groupie. betcha this noob prints out all brewer posts and scrap books it. soon he'll be snooping around my house and stalking brewer. internet groupies can very sad people....

hey todd i'd kinda lump you into a celeb status too. not on brewer level but still a popular one. you got a bothersome groupie too?if not, i'll share mine if you want.....

please find a stick of dynamite in honor of the 4th and blow this thread to pieces...cheers

I tend to agree with your fishery analysis, but the above statement just about made me choke on my coffee..... Who the hell do you think funds the Tribal Programs Einstein?? We do, ergo the Federal and State Govt's... Nothing chaps my arse more than Tribes getting credit for things that are directly tied to taxpayers and Sportsmans $$..... Now if the tribes were taking a large chunk of their gazillions in gambling cash and using it to build fisheries instead of handing it out to people for simply being indian, then I would also heap praise upon them....

You give me zillions in federal/state $$, and I could and would do a lot of really good things....

just when brewer was certain this thread has finally died and mummyfied.... it's been raised from the dead. ok here goes....


CM, what do you know about the yakamas? thier good people and actually see a dentist. they use thier percapata checks to support the local bars. and only dipnet the yakima river.

It's true. I've seen the formula.

hint...(it's near the Lie-O-meter)

The Lie-O-Meter

That thing f'n kills me.

Dam, I wish I could find that again.

That was some funny sh-t.