It appears this is a real product - what you do with this knowledge is your own private business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbt-7vY-R3g

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=172067&aid=336064&aparam=monkey%20butt%20powder&scinit1=monkey%20butt%20powder

what were looking for to come across that ?

they've got a whole display of that stuff at sportsman's warehouse in lacey. for what reason, i have no idea.

I think that's for truckers.

I cant think of anyone else that sits on their azz for 20+ hours at a stretch.

Never had rower's rash? or boat butt?

I'm too much of a hard ass myself. Seems kind of queer to sell butt powder at a sporting goods store.

U.C. Berkley did a study on jock itch using monkeys as test subjects. They developed the product as a cure. They also recommended wearing assless chaps for moisture control, but since they are across the bay from San Fran, nobody noticed.

Gay Bay...lol

Bucket ... oh where art thou Bucket??

I can......................

Oddly, that was my first thought too.

Okay, spill it - why Bucket?

Well, this thread is very timely. I was looking through the stuff my wife was packing for Maui next week and right in the middle of that pile was the monkey butt powder.

I asked "Who is this for?" and she told me that it works good for getting wet sand off of chubby little kids. Then she asked me if I remember that time I got what I reffered to as "Foul chaffage" when we were in Orlando, and claimed it worked for that. I got chafed in between my thighs in the sweltering heat. Ended up walking around Sea World like I rode there on a horse . . . from Elma.

Since then I found out about Under Armour, and that stuff is waaaaay better than any powder could possibly be. Also prevents the dreaded "crimson tip" when skimming/surfing.

Originally Posted By: parker
Originally Posted By: Bob
Bucket ... oh where art thou Bucket??


Oddly, that was my first thought too.




Okay, spill it - why Bucket?

There was a picture of Bucket powdering his man parts at a Forks hotel. Seems that he got a little wet while fishing on day and chafed his privates.
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To the archives!

Yes that is a very real product. It is used by alot of dirtbikers and motorcycle riders. Keeps you from getting that sweaty chaffed ass that is associated with said activities.

Sol-

I don't know who got your truck on vacation, but I know who to look for in the future!

Right here, why?

BTW---that stuff works!

I still have nightmares over Bucket's no-pants picture.