Trolling the internet is the only fishing I'm getting done these days....

and the rest....

Don't know what it is about Adriana. I'm no junk fan, but maybe I am?

You the man, Mike.

[On the porch of Navin's old house]
Grandmother ~~~ (reading a letter) My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin. (she stops reading) And he's got the kisses here.
Father ~~~ That Patty must be a sweet girl.
Mother ~~~ God bless her.

This is Parker before there was an internets - it would have been me too, but I had an older sister

Maybe you meant steam fogging up the screen?

Yeah, the latest, biggest fire has Chico socked in - it looks like San Fran on a typical foggy day - visibility is about 100 to 200 yards right now. So far, they've stopped the fire from hitting the town of Paradise. Go firefighters/CDF!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled viewing pleasure.

Mf

Love the whipping cream in the door. That paints a lovely picture in my head.

"Love the whipping cream in the door."

Ok - it's official. I am now a codger. I was so busy trying to figure out what brand of beer the lady was reaching for I didn't notice the whip cream.