Trolling the internet is the only fishing I'm getting done these days....

and the rest....

Don't know what it is about Adriana. I'm no junk fan, but maybe I am?

You the man, Mike.

[On the porch of Navin's old house]
Grandmother ~~~ (reading a letter) My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin. (she stops reading) And he's got the kisses here.
Father ~~~ That Patty must be a sweet girl.
Mother ~~~ God bless her.

This is Parker before there was an internets - it would have been me too, but I had an older sister

Thanks for the eye candy. I'm surprised you can still see your screen with all of the smoke up there.

Maybe you meant steam fogging up the screen?

Yeah, the latest, biggest fire has Chico socked in - it looks like San Fran on a typical foggy day - visibility is about 100 to 200 yards right now. So far, they've stopped the fire from hitting the town of Paradise. Go firefighters/CDF!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled viewing pleasure.

I have friends in both Magalia and Paradise that have been evacuated. The wind and the heat sure don't help things.

Mf

Love the whipping cream in the door. That paints a lovely picture in my head.

"Love the whipping cream in the door."

Ok - it's official. I am now a codger. I was so busy trying to figure out what brand of beer the lady was reaching for I didn't notice the whip cream.