Denver, Colorado

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM – Ceremonial Terrorist Fist-Jab led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Joe Biden Acceptance Speech
5:30 PM – Joe Biden Acceptance Speech
6:30 PM – Joe Biden Acceptance Speech
7:00 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
7:15 PM – Jesse Jackson Spaying and Neutering Clinic
7:30 PM – UFO Abduction Survival Tips – Dennis Kucinich
7:45 PM – John Edwards Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite from Hotel Bathroom
8:00 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite from Emperors VIP Club
8:15 PM – Tribute to All 57 States Obama Has Visited
8:30 PM – Ceremonial Setting Aside of Grievances by the Clintons
8:45 PM – Hillary Clinton Releases Her Delegates, Flying Monkeys
9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore
9:30 PM – Celebrities Gone Wild for Obama – Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Congressman William “Cold Cash” Jefferson
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter and Clingy Gun Owners
10:30 PM – Ceremonial Denial of Progress in Iraq and Waving of White Flag
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM – Free Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Pep Rally
11:30 PM – Al Gore Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 PM – Official Nomination of Obama via Text Message Sent by Scarlett Johansson
12:01 AM – Barack Obama Accepts Nomination for Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Hillary Clinton Delivers Acceptance Speech

UFO Abduction Survival Tips – Dennis Kucinich

LOL

Hillary's neck was made for Pearl necklaces...Bill's a lucky man.



Mf

Fixed it for ya..

Another GILF...



Mf

My Sweet Nancy With the Laughing Eyes and the Sardonic smile that can't go away because she got her face tucked too many times. If she weren't from S.F. she'd be unelectable anywhere.

Hankster,
A Pelosi Link
http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=13768

Additional DNC Schedule:
"Why Women Can't Be President or Priest" by Father Pfleger
"Why the DNC Selects Rather Than Elects" by Howard Dean and Nancy Pelosi
"How To Please Your Babies Daddy The Way Hillary Clinton Can't" by Michelle Obama
"How Great Thou Were - A Tribute to Ronald Reagan - But I Am MUCH better" by Barak Obama
"Why Obama & Hilter are Great Men" by Louis Farrakahn
"The Important Lessons I Learned from Losing" by John Kerry
CANCELLED "How a Democrat can win the Whitehouse" by Bill Clinton
"The Importance of Limiting Free Speech" by Obama's lawyers
"How To Act Tuff " by Joe Biden

Thanks BWP. I try to avoid that publication as it's pretty far out in the Right Fringe....but I do so love reading anything that trashes that self-important little witch.

Oh c'mon Hank....................... :ROFL:

We all know you have a subscription................

I don't now about that new source just found the link from www.newser.com which searches many. I set it to middle, you can go soft news or hard news, soft is all the entertainment stuff, such as Madonna is for Obama. Set it to hard miss alot of the gossip LOL

If I wasn't spending all of my money on fishing related items I might be able to afford a subscription. In the meantime I'm just thankful that you are generous enough to send me your copies when you are finished with them.

Since my bird died I just don't have any use for them anymore, but they made good cage liners...................

And now that you've made the switch to toilet paper you really don't need them anymore. Thanks again.

Typical Dems money wasters, why would you buy it when you can get it for free? Show offs!

No problem Hank...................

I can always use those corncobs for pipes, wouldn't want to waste resources.....

Funny thing is, outside of my fishing gear most all of the stuff in my house I bought used.

Got a new bed after back surgery, and tend to buy new underwear, but aside from that........................the furniture and art on the wall is all used, every bit of it.

Although to honest, I live a pretty low key lifestyle, and put most of my earnings away for later.

I do, however, buy my wine 'new'......................I just sit on it for a few years................

Feel bad for anyone that had to go through back surgery.
New underwear is a gift from God.
I bought new livingroom furniture and a bed when the ex and I split the sheets. And unlike you I got a HD TV so Hannity would come in clearly. The rest of my stuff was inherited. Wait...I lied to you. I got some nice fishing related art ( Northwest Native and on line stuff from The Guide Shop and Ebay ) that I like.

What are you smoking in those corncobs? Hope it's not the evil weed with roots in Hell.

If you want some wine, let me know. I'm going up to the Napa Valley this weekend and wouldn't mind picking some up for you.

I always want wine Hank............................it's my favorite indulgence outside of fishing.

A nice Zin would be good, or even one of those boutique Cabernets I always hear about, but never see in the shops up here.

I could probably trade you for an equal value wine, or just send you the cash...............either way works for me.

Appreciate the offer.

I stopped drinking anything about 14 years ago. I do still enjoy tasting a good wine though it is just a taste. I'll pick a good one for you and we can take it out in trade for a fishing day (and some of the rumored great cooking of yours) when I make it up to the OP.

Had to do it! To wake ya'll up from the dead birds & drinking too much wine and stuff. Reality sucks.

And that right there is the suckiest reality I can think of at the moment.

Whatever works for you will be more than fine with me, and when you get up to the OP, you can meet the rest of the goofballs up here.
Something tells me you'll laugh.............a lot.

The cooking will be a slam dunk, much more dependable than the fishing.

Looking forward to it. Can we go on a Tweaker Hunt too?

FISHING???? Lol

A class act - she deserves diamonds!

Reality Has A Well Known LIberal Bias..................

Bush is a moron
Obama is a moron
Pelosi wanted Obama elected cause she figured she could be queen using the inexperienced empty suit.
She underestimated the Obama moron..not on brains but on ego.

Poor Nancy....Bush drove her to it.

Pelosi as GILF? Come on, ya' gotta' be kiddin'. I've heard that even bad sex is better than no sex, but Pelosi? I feel sorry for anybody that hard up. Reminds me of high school and college when guys would say, "you can always put a bag over her head."

Wine and fishing, now that's a nice diversion, altho distinctly one-half off topic in this forum. Hank, I'm interested in any Zin finds you discover also. I want to be more like KK. I buy wine by the case too, and am building a big wine celler in the basement of my new house. Unlike KK, I don't sit on those cases long; I drink it by the case as well.

Sg

Are you ready for Obama's acceptance speech?

Naw............I wnet to the local McCain rally to see how the other half lived.

KK, you are kinda likeable for a lib...most seem so angry.

'kinda' likeable

Holy crap Nancy looked hot...major deserving of fresh pearls!

When did Big O start wearing the American flag lapel?


Overall a pretty conservative speech for a far left zinger...

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Just wait until all those panties start hitting the stage during McCain's acceptance speech...


Mf

There...I fixed that for ya.

KK is "kinda likeable"...at least, I kinda like him.







































Kinda.