Denver, Colorado

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM – Ceremonial Terrorist Fist-Jab led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Joe Biden Acceptance Speech
5:30 PM – Joe Biden Acceptance Speech
6:30 PM – Joe Biden Acceptance Speech
7:00 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
7:15 PM – Jesse Jackson Spaying and Neutering Clinic
7:30 PM – UFO Abduction Survival Tips – Dennis Kucinich
7:45 PM – John Edwards Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite from Hotel Bathroom
8:00 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite from Emperors VIP Club
8:15 PM – Tribute to All 57 States Obama Has Visited
8:30 PM – Ceremonial Setting Aside of Grievances by the Clintons
8:45 PM – Hillary Clinton Releases Her Delegates, Flying Monkeys
9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore
9:30 PM – Celebrities Gone Wild for Obama – Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Congressman William “Cold Cash” Jefferson
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter and Clingy Gun Owners
10:30 PM – Ceremonial Denial of Progress in Iraq and Waving of White Flag
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM – Free Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Pep Rally
11:30 PM – Al Gore Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 PM – Official Nomination of Obama via Text Message Sent by Scarlett Johansson
12:01 AM – Barack Obama Accepts Nomination for Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Hillary Clinton Delivers Acceptance Speech

UFO Abduction Survival Tips – Dennis Kucinich

LOL

Hillary's neck was made for Pearl necklaces...Bill's a lucky man.



Mf

Fixed it for ya..

Another GILF...



Mf

Pelosi as GILF? Come on, ya' gotta' be kiddin'. I've heard that even bad sex is better than no sex, but Pelosi? I feel sorry for anybody that hard up. Reminds me of high school and college when guys would say, "you can always put a bag over her head."

Wine and fishing, now that's a nice diversion, altho distinctly one-half off topic in this forum. Hank, I'm interested in any Zin finds you discover also. I want to be more like KK. I buy wine by the case too, and am building a big wine celler in the basement of my new house. Unlike KK, I don't sit on those cases long; I drink it by the case as well.

Sg

Are you ready for Obama's acceptance speech?

KK, you are kinda likeable for a lib...most seem so angry.

'kinda' likeable

Holy crap Nancy looked hot...major deserving of fresh pearls!

When did Big O start wearing the American flag lapel?


Overall a pretty conservative speech for a far left zinger...

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Just wait until all those panties start hitting the stage during McCain's acceptance speech...


Mf

There...I fixed that for ya.

KK is "kinda likeable"...at least, I kinda like him.







































Kinda.