These are some of the GOP codewords I've cracked. Feel free to add some more.

Translations:

Democrat= N*gger

Elitist= Uppity n*gger

Feminist= Bull dyke

Liberal= F*ggot

Secular Humanist= Informed citizen who can read and doesn't vote the way their preacher tells them to.

Gun Grabber= Commie F*ggot

Tree Hugger= Commie F*ggot Jewish Dyke

Liberal Media= Anything we disagree with or got caught doing that the public became aware of.

Maverick= devoted follower of party dogma we want to pass off as an independent thinker.

Independent thinker= *See Commie F*ggot/Secular Humanist

Public Education= Source of secular humanism and independent thought (see above)

Faith Based= Tax dollars for churches

Communism= Trade Unions

Privatization= Tax dollars for Multinational Conglomerates

Terrorism= Whatever we say it is.

Pro-business= anti-employee

Traditional Values= Google "Warren Jeffs."

In Florida, a teacher was recently suspended from his job, for writing out what 'change' meant on a blackboard during class.

'Can Help A N*gger Get Elected'...................

The modern day Republican party....................

There, fixed it fer ya....

http://www.akdart.com/libspeak.html

there i fixed it for ya

My favorite gems in this one:

"(Native Hawaiians are native Americans, but they're never called "Native Americans".)"

Hmm, Hawaii is connected by land to the americas, thereby making Hawiians native americans......



"discrimination against whites"

So that's why you never see white people picking lettuce.....



"foreign-born" population"

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Governor of California


"religious objections to homosexuality,
religious objections to abortion"

Separation of church and state, guaranteed by our beloved constitution.

WWJH? Who Would Jesus Hate? I'm just asking....

Fixed it for ya

Mike,
You work the California/Seattle connection to perfection.
(Hotbeds of liberalism)
No doubt had something to do with being put forth as "PP Rookie Of The Year".

Naw..................

He's just pointing out the obvious.................

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WWJH? Who Would Jesus Hate? I'm just asking.... [/quote]


Answer

To quote old uncle Sol....

"Same people as the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy."

You spell like Sol too.................

A good liberal's wit is only outdone by his arrogance...

One of the ways I have heard it told over the years, forgetting the fact though that when the businessmen were 'overthowing' the Hawaiian Kingdom, US military ships lowered their guns into fire mode & the US military outright defied a presidential order to put the queen back on her thrown. Queen Lili'uokalani ordered that not a drop of blood be shed, believing that the diplomacy between the nations would in time be honored- And that there is the argument.

Hey, just pointing out facts here....................I left the wit out of that one.

But not the arrogance...

They get it from that book they read.."The Audacity of Arrogance"

That left a mark......

A dictionary.

Oh I get it ..they had to read the dictionary BEFORE they could read "The Audacity of Arrogance"

Sure, that's it, Einstein.

When you're right as often as I am Sal, it's not arrogance, it's just plain old fashioned intelligence.................

Arrogance is only being right once in a great while, and ascribing to it anything other than the 'blind squirrel theory'.

Take the previous posters, RVW and knuckle draggin' for example.