Todd, you should like # 1


Ten Reasons To Have Suspense About Election Night...

1. Will McCain call Sarah a c*** in his concession speech or wait for the car ride home?

2. How long after McCain concedes will Drudge still be putting up links about how McCain might still win?

3. How soon after it's called will Obama nationalize all private property?

4. How soon after it's over will Sarah Palin rebreak McCain's collar bone?

5. Which Palin family member will take the occasion to announce she's pregnant?

6. Will John King "go rogue" with his CNN election map?

7. What will Levi Johnston's blood alcohol level be?

8. Which network will be the first to call Bristol's water breaking?

9. Will McCain win a majority of his own children?

10. At his victory party will Obama finally levitate?

I'm going to get some beer and kick back and laugh about the inevitable drama.

Fixed the typo for you.

Ditto...them lawyers are going to be scurrying all over this country.

Let it be, Hank.........let it be.

I started the getting things back on track early by voting for Ron Paul.

'Twas the Night Before Election Day...

*'Twas the night before election day*
*And all through the town*
*Tempers were flaring*
*Emotions- up and down!*
**
*I, in my bathrobe*
*With my cat in my lap*
*Had cut off the TV*
*Tired of political crap.*
**
*When all of a sudden*
*There arose such a noise*
*I peered out of my window*
*Saw Obama and his boys*
**
*They had come for my wallet*
*They wanted my pay*
*To give to others*
*Who had not worked a day!*
**
*He snatched up my money*
*And quick as a wink*
*Jumped back on his bandwagon*
*As I gagged from the stink*
**
*He then rallied his henchmen*
*Who were pulling his cart*
*I could tell they were out*
*To tear my country apart!*
**
*' On Fannie, on Freddie, *
*On Biden and Ayers!*
*On Acorn, Pelosi'*
*He screamed at the pairs!*
**
*They took off for his cause*
*And as he flew out of sight*
*I heard him laugh at the nation*
*Who wouldn't stand up and fight!*
**
*So I leave you to think*
*On this one final note-*
*IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM*
*GET OUT AND VOTE!

I fixed the typo, but now it doesn't rhyme.

Saw an interview with Ron Paul on Rachel Maddow tonight. He's a good man.

+1

That's why he got absolutely nowhere with the Republican Party...the last thing they wanted was one of their own running around slamming their fingers in the lids of the cookie jars...

1. The only crying about voter/election fraud will be from McSame's team.

2. It won't matter, because he's gonna get his ass kicked so hard in the electoral college that he'd have to allege election fraud in seven or eight states, and win all of them, using the money that he's already out of.

Even Diebold can't steal this one for the Republicans...you can't steal an ass whooping, just the close ones like 2000 and 2004.

Fish on...

Todd

Heading down to the Union Gospel Mission?

I smell a GVD-ism coming.....

here it comes..
















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