The modern day mountain man - Bill Molls

It's on Saturday mornings.

IS IT ON COMCAST- WHAT CHANNEL. THANKS IN ADVANCE

I think you are outta luck. It's on Direct TV on one of the outdoor stations at about 8 or 8:30.

It's Billy, not Bill and it's all big game hunting in remote AK locations.

Just looked him up on the web and he must be a really popular dude if he can get someone to pay him $1100 for a guided turkey hunt. WTF

Tell ya what. I've got a guided turkey hunt for ya.
It's $100 if you bring your own hockey stick. It's $105 if you need me to provide the equipment (hockey stick and led headlamp).
I'll even take a digital picture of you before and after the "hunt".
You need to be flexible. Not like stick your legs behind your head flexible but flexible like 12 turkeys are coming after your ass after you whack one of their buddies flexible. It's kind of like a lottery hunt....you might get one bird or you might get 6. Every bird over the first is an extra $20.
You need to be able to run fast and be comfortable driving on slick roads in the dark with the lights off.
You need to do a little pre-hunt preparation. These are BIG birds. I'd make sure to have plenty of peanut oil, a large pot and 5 gal of propane.
You don't need any camo. This isn't quite the traditional deal.
I've got a turkey costume I stole from the Macy's parade. Just bring some fleece to wear under it and you'll be fine.
You don't need any calling abilities....I've got a costume as well and will do all the calling.

Dave,

Is this hunt kind of like how we got the parts for your kicker last summer?

Exactly Andy....it's right down the road from the Indian's place. I can still here that crazy dude yelling at you.
ps call me when things firm up for that kid's hunt. Chase is itching to get on some birds. Little bugger has done a number on my Christmas tree. I've got (had) a stuffed pheasant on the tree.....it's his "first bird".

would the pre- hunt begin at the tav, if so I am in and I have my own Hockey stick

My first guided trip!

Shots and Beers? Hey, I might be interested now. Heading to E.WA next week and can probably find a stick at a second hand store. Can we wackem and then stack'em on the tailgate?

Although I haven't been on a guided turkey hunt I'm interested. Any more info your willing to provide a possible prospect with?

Keith

Yer too big too fit into the turkey costume Keith. It'll only cost you $50 and jar of eggs.
Don't forget the hockey stick.

Done deal, I'd like to lop some heads off...........

Keith

Seastrike,
Are you advertising in Craig list too? No mention of hockey sticks, but that could be something not advertised here.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/tix/959358885.html

Sounds like $200 would get you a lot more here than $225 for limiting out on geese by 9am in E.WA.

This guy seems a little more ethical and organized than me. That's not saying much though.
But with his hunt you don't get views of historical fishing town,the chance at arrest and the adrenaline rush that comes with that.
Also with that guy you only get two birds! With me (if you practice at home first) I bet you could take out 6 or so in nothing flat.
I also failed to mention that there is a very real chance of hippies chasing you post hunt. What you do at that point is your business. If it was me I'd swing low (think slap shot) and take their feet out from under em. If all else fails run. Hippies can't run too far or fast. We should do this now while there is snow on the ground as the hippies birks will slow em down as well.
I can see it now. You take out Kaiser and GreenDrifter only to be taken out yourself by Coley.
I'm starting to think this is a good idea....which should always cause concern.

I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Here hold my beer and watch this....

It all reminds me of the days in high school out driving around doing the 'opossum slam'.......

Keith

Dude don't get me started with my opossum stories. I've got a lot.

OK, just start with one....................

Keith

Okay, I'll toss in a 'possum story or two.

So my current wife Joy and I had just started dating. We're on the way back to my place when in the middle of the road I spy an opossum that isn't doing too well. The thing had been hit by a vehicle, and even though it was half alive, it wasn't budging.

I stop in the middle of the road (I lived south of Olympia near Tenino at the time), hop out of my truck, trusty S&W 5903 in hand, and dispatch the 'possum with a single 115 JHP Winchester silvertip as it snarled at me. Never knew they flashed a bright white light until then. I mean muzzleflash to the nth degree.

Joy was behind me in her car, and asked what had happened. I said "possum". She never said another word about it that night, didn't squeal because I killed something, and said nothing about me carrying a gun. She didn't know I carried until then.

I knew she was a keeper then, but I eventually sold that pistol.

A few months later, Joy and I were at my new basement apartment, spending the evening together, when we were awoken by a scratching sound at the window. I grab a flashlight and spy a 'possum stuck in the window well. I franticly search for a gun quiet enough to shoot the thing with, as I now lived in Olympia, but I had left my .22LR pistol in the truck. Finally I find my .380, just as the bastard figures a way out of the window well. Again, Joy said nothing to the negative about me wanting to take the life of a 'possum. Definitely a keeper, but I later sold that .380.