Got this by email. Not sure if it's real, but I sure hope it is......

**This ad appeared in Craigs List**

To the Guy Who Mugged Me In Downtown Georgetown. I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my wife You also asked for my wife's purse and earrings.

I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening,and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my wife had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, he? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Smiths restaurant, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants.....I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up toyou. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder?

I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you > walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.

If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry.

**Peace! - Al****

and that is why everyone should carry a firearm.

Do a google search on "To the Guy Who Mugged Me In Downtown" then you see Dallas, Savannah, Atlanta, Birmingham....

Is this the latest NRA nut job? You really have to question whether people spreading this crap should be carrying a firearm.

My post started, "I got this by email."

Nuff said...

reads like one of the gun-nut masturbation articles in the first pages of every american rifleman magazine. nobody should ever be proud of having to pull a gun on someone.

Glad you got a laugh out of it, one way or another....

That was the intent.

Really? If you had to pull it, and not use it, you wouldn't be proud that you were there to save yourself, and possibly your loved ones?

I would.

(Before you get started - I'm not in the NRA....don't even own a rifle. I don't even know of the american rifleman magazine....)

dont worry BERG, they get a kick out of making fun of those who are different... you should no better then to post something contrary to what they believe in.

so, because of that BERG should not have posted because now he is an NRA nut job even though he was posting for the sake of entertainment.....you guys are something else

KK did the same thing to me a month ago, he gets off on it I think!

Yer just a asshole, Johnny!!!

thanks for the definition....KK thats gross.

I disown this thread.

You do laugh at things that aren't funny.

Wierd.

he called you dude....