Damn Wart Tossers!

Man, highlights of last year:

Guy in sick snake river set-up Custom Weld flaunting his boat too close to wart chuckers... after numerous hits, he becoms irate, and threatens said wart chuckers... Next pass, he follows same (too far inside) line, and gets pelted again. THis time, one wart gets stuck on interior of his boat. He calmly holds it up as if to say "here ya go" then with lightning quick calf roping skills, he wraps the braided line around a cleat on his boat quicker than you can say red angus, mats the V8, and proceeds to spool the bankie as he heads back to the ramp on mach plane...

Same day: Friends of 'spooled bankie' are now gunning for boats like they were defending Normandy. We flirt with the inside, and luckily, the barage sequence was in our favor, and we dodge WMD's, however, the boat behind us was not so lucky. After taking a wart to the side window, boat operator has words with bankie (he kept them to 4 letters or less, so bankie could understand) Bankie, now at red-line, winds back for the cast to end all casts... little did he know, the bush behind him had 'bit' his wart... with a swing like mighty Casey, he heaved with all his Ugly Stik intoxicated might, resulting in a 'lash so mighty, the sudden stop in forward momentum, coupled with the simultaneous breaking of the line, sent his tip section almost to the line of boats, sinking immediately. Bankie proceeds to unleash a blue streak that would make a Somali pirate blush, kicks his lawn chair into the drink, yanks his wart out of the bush (hooking himself) which results in even more impressive linguistic skills.

What will this year hold...?