This rates the Guinness Book.

280' of logs...my Bucker in the background(though barely).

I'm [censored] RICH,in ways that can't be explained to you.

Let alone my crushing your head with my wallet.

Know this.

Schucks....where'd them worrying women go?!!?

Regardless,it makes a man's life easy.

Rude to leave a crowd with mouths agape,though it's my Swan Song.

My bad...as I'm simply a Tree Surgeon.

And..."yes it's cool",as I'm stuffing the douche bags.

As an aside:

This is where the naysayers shut the [censored] up.

Laffin'

Only fair to give them on the fence,a chance to stick both feet in their mouth.

I have a brother-in-law that is a logger, biggest pussy you'de ever meet. Raised his kid on darn near welfare & well us bringing groceries to feed them & all - blamed it on the spotted owl. Loved to sleep, yep a real good sleeper he was, 15 hours a day but gotta admit when it comes to falling trees & chains saws the pussy is damn near acrobatic.

Ooops!... pardon my working for a living,interrupting a discussion.

Though I cain't spell or do math.

Laffin'!

I've no doubt,that your gene pool connects you in more than one way,to utter uselessness and I'm far from suprised that the same is your Trump Card.

Which is why you've no pic of your mug,or your "job".

Laffin'

An in-law not my gene pool. Are you done? Done showing your stuff I mean.

Done?

I've the luxury of not even having started,as well as riveting the masses.



Let me guess...your insecurities preclude even a single pic and you take issue(s) with my being concise ala numerical and literal constants,much to your chagrin?!!

Now is THE time to show your crossed eyes!

Laffin'

Please be done.

Ooooooooooh...whatta about Old Growth Fir and such?




Laffin'

Funny how you miss political debates by $200-million+ and can't post a single pic of yourself in kind.

Laffin'...my ass off.

I'm easy to topple here,as I'm Fishing.



Getcha' some.

Laffin'!

All in a day's work.

Lateral move.