#530870 - 08/21/09 06:22 PM
Re: god is now protecting Florida
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The Chosen One
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Florida has it's own tag on Fark. http://www.fark.com/Even God laughs at Florida. That pretty much sums up Florida for ya.
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#530878 - 08/21/09 06:49 PM
Re: god is now protecting Florida
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MPD
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wailing wall notes have nothing to do with it. All the hot air coming out of D.C. these last few years is drawing the hurricanes north. i wish i was joking.....
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#530925 - 08/21/09 10:19 PM
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What's so strange about that? Obama is appealing to the Christians to help pass his bill. I thought politicians were supposed to do that.
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#531149 - 08/23/09 08:23 PM
Re: god is now protecting Florida
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Even God laughs at Florida. That pretty much sums up Florida for ya.
You do know Margaritaville is in Florida, don't you? rofl
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#531151 - 08/23/09 08:33 PM
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So...now that he's pinned the lack of hurricanes on his insertion of prayers in the Wailing Wall, and God answering his prayers, what will he say when the next one hits land and knocks over a few trailer parks?
Fish on...
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#531187 - 08/23/09 11:59 PM
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Anybody who uses religion as a crutch is a fool.
Anybody who drinks maragritas, or creates Magaritaville wherever they are, is a genious.
(Yes, I am drinking a margarita, and Margartiaville is in McCleary. Go figure?)
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#531240 - 08/24/09 11:00 AM
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The McCleary margarita:
In a 5 gallon bucket add one bottle of moonshine, one gallon of antifreeze, fill with ice and mix with your drill.
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#531243 - 08/24/09 11:11 AM
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Poodle Smolt
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I have that attachment. Spot on!
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#531276 - 08/24/09 01:52 PM
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The Chosen One
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Margaritaville is two things......
1. a state of mind.
2. wherever you want it to be. +1
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#531294 - 08/24/09 03:31 PM
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MPD
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So...now that he's pinned the lack of hurricanes on his insertion of prayers in the Wailing Wall, and God answering his prayers, what will he say when the next one hits land and knocks over a few trailer parks?
Fish on...
Todd They'll blame it on Yahweh. 
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#531317 - 08/24/09 05:37 PM
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Dick Nipples
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If he convince his constituents that they are hurricane-free because God personally answered his prayer...then I suspect when the next hurricane does hit Florida, it will be because God has turned his back on Crist and condemned him...his constituents should stone him, and then turn him out.
Fish on...
Todd
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