#549821 - 10/27/09 08:04 PM
ManBearPig.net
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: Kitsap Peninsula
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Finally, a website for keeping track of sightings of this critter. It appears as if the population has exploded with sightings all over the world. Just a few examples: manbearpig droppings seen in Gilbert, Arizona manbearpig seen urinating in the street in Bangalore, India manbearpig seen in Wilton, Connecticut stealing supplies from a public toilet and then drove off in a red Jeep Wrangler. manbearpig seen molesting Aidan in Terrigal, New South Wales, Australia manbearpig eats a family of midgets in Martinez, California manbearpig seen in Salem, Missouri eating a small deer and complaining of low blood sugar manbearpig seen with the beer at at CDB's pizza on Fowler Ave in Tampa, Florida More here: http://manbearpig.net/
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#549826 - 10/27/09 08:18 PM
Re: ManBearPig.net
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27840
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Something tells me this would have gone better in the "Where'd it go?" thread  Fish on... Todd
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#549860 - 10/27/09 10:05 PM
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
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Loc: Mitulaville
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I'm reporting a sighting now.
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#549885 - 10/27/09 11:01 PM
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MPD
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 2544
Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
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"•manbearpig spotted near Turkish border. Everyone, as one would reasonablly expect, panics. It is very possible that the Turkish army has been fighting not against the PKK as is commonly claimed but secretly fighting against manbearpig. Fortunately, with the current lower cost of petroleum, plenty of naplam should be available to deal with a nascent manbearpig-istan"
Parker-
sounds like hunting is good in manbearpigistan - get out your zombie guns. i love the smell of napalm in manbearpigistan.
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#549966 - 10/28/09 10:10 AM
Re: ManBearPig.net
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Poodle Smolt
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Loc: McCleary, WA
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JG,
Next thing you'll be telling us is that there is no Santa Claus.
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#552589 - 11/05/09 12:14 PM
Re: ManBearPig.net
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MPD
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 2544
Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
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Look at the recent reports and sightings!!!!! Otter abuse!  and photo evidence, priceless!
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#552666 - 11/05/09 05:07 PM
Re: ManBearPig.net
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The Beav
Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 2741
Loc: Oregon Central Coast
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Warning! If this light is blinking then manbearpig may be near. If the manbearpig warning sensor is not blinking then manbearpig may have disabled it and you are in the greatest peril. Ever! Serial. manbearpig seen in Washington State's Olympic Peninsula abusing otters. Blurry photo HERE .
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#552670 - 11/05/09 05:14 PM
Re: ManBearPig.net
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The Beav
Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 2741
Loc: Oregon Central Coast
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manbearpig seen in Washington State's Olympic Peninsula abusing otters. Last Updated by Col. Milquetoast yesterday
the correspondent describes the manbearpig smell as worse than "the usual smell of the Toothless Olympic Peninsula Meth Head (or any of the panhandlers in Seattle)" Someone better warn Rico... manbearpig invades Whidbey Island, WA Last Updated by Col. Milquetoast on Aug 28, 2008
John notes that "Manbearpig and super Devil have infiltrated the navy and are causing shenanigans" at Naval Air Station, Whidbey island, Washington. What is worse than manbearpig killing your friends and family? manbearpig using a P-3C Orion and 20,000 pounds of ordnance to kill your friends and family. His reference to "Super Devil" may actually be manbearpig in a dress.
Edited by Twitch (11/05/09 05:16 PM)
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#552685 - 11/05/09 06:34 PM
Re: ManBearPig.net
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MPD
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 2544
Loc: Santa Rosa, CA
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"Is it true that Rosie O'Donnell is actually manbearpig? No. This has been investigated thoroughly and I, AlGore, came to the conclusion that she is neither man, nor bear, not pig. She is half woman, half shrill harpy and one half cranky molecular physics expert who knows that fire can not melt steel. She should know. In my research I discovered that her grandfather spent his early years working in a spoon mine where fully formed spoons were pulled out of ground, dusted off and then taken to stores. The environmental impact of spoon mining is almost as big of a disaster as manbearpig. But, manbearpig is way worse."
now i know where spoons come from - this site is invaluable!
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