needs some driving lessons.. Sounds like he has a little Whale tail on the side..and the MRS took a sand wedge to him and his Caddy..I think he should take a Mulligan on the drive.

sounds like drunk driving cover up if you ask me.

Not only did I hear the story about hitting a hydrant hard enough to veer into a tree and knock himself silly, but I heard that it happened as he was leaving his house at 2:30 am, not getting home.

I don't want to post up conjecture...but it's sure hard not to have a few scenarios run through your mind, and most of them aren't very complimentary.

Fish on...

Todd

He pissed off the Mrs.

now we know why they don't let them drive golf carts

In all honesty, It wouldn't matter to me if Tiger Woods could hit a Eagle on every hole he played, he's still a little baby that cries like a lil b*tch and screams at his caddy when he blows a match. He's the golf version of Macully Culkin. Born & bred to make mommy & daddy rich.

I hope his wife takes him to the cleaners.

Looks like Tiger is a victim of spousal abuse..this makes alot more sense.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger Woods

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-wood.../#ixzz0YGGxHfPu

My impression of Tiger, is that he is a stand up guy. Gracious winner and loser..02

Then you've never seen one of his club throwing, tears-streaming, snot running tantrums.

I've seen a tossed club, but not the other stuff.

Tiger's been pokin his tee in the wrong turf_pissed off the groundskeeper

I'm lovin' some of these golfing analogies, and I'm glad that the most serious injuries seem to be the bruised tree.

would someone please get my driver!

I'm betting it was a slice! He's always had trouble with this.

I just can't avoid the water hazards nor keep it out of the trees

We will never know the real truth.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Are you still angry because I said mean things about Big Schtick?

My final word on Tiger & his crazed golf club wielding wife: He could clear all of this up if he'd just show us his birth certificate.

angry...?

no, I've just noticed that you don't have much to say unless it's negative anymore/ever and took an opportunity to point it out.

I thought you left a while back because this place sucked, what happened? [/quote]

I got bored.

I got Drunk. [/quote]

Fixed it for ya'....

i can just imagine the heckling now at the feenix open. that maybe a must watch this spring.

He better hire a good D attorney.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns

This is her on the right.

mind if I play thru?

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and a Tiger Seal?

They were both clubbed by a Norwegian.

Thanks for the laughs! No need to feel sorry for Tiger if he's been enjoying the benefits of double-dipping. Guess that waitress must really be something!

Just heard the recording of him asking one of the mistress' to get her name off of the answering machine cause his wifey would be calling her soon...pretty funny.

Assume his ole lady just quit putting out after the kids started popping up or she is all looks and no porn star behind closed doors.

Poor tiger,NOT.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Priceless

Good try but she is a Swede and don't say they are the same, they really don't like each other.

I don't understand why famous people who have affairs don't think somebodies going to talk.

Because famous people become dimbulbs just like unfamous people when they start thinking with their small head instead of the one on top of their neck.

Sg

Tiger's wife, Elin, has a new golf club that will be in stores in time for Xmas.
It's called the "Cheater Beater"
It uses a proprietary alloy shaft whereas after the initial pummeling, it can be easily wrapped around the victim's head for a tidy finishing touch.

They're economical too, you don't have to buy a full set, you just need one.

So now, I have to weigh the beating against the cost of buying up all the Cheater Beaters in my area.
Well, I need the money for the winter steelhead campaign so I'll have to man up and take the beating

Says somethin' about gettin' some strange

Well, if the golf thing doesn't work out for Tiger, he can always get a job as a television evangelist or President of the United States.....

OR:

Shankin the Skank - starring Tiger Woods
Tiger's Wood - starring Tiger Woods

Obviously Tiger & his dad didn't have the "Father/son talk" when he was growing up....or if they had.

He's still one stupid SOB.

Side note: If Tiger had been a member here...this would be old news for sure....

Peace out.

Mf

Tiger has changed his name to: Cheetah Woods.He's no longer a tiger.But a CHEETAH.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.


Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?

Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals.

Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.

Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Cheetah Woodie seems to have gals jumping up all over the place now. Sponsors are going to be bailing out of this bad investment by the truckload. I don't suppose that will affect his annual income, do you? He did himself good.

Nobody"s talking about Tiger Woods anymore
there talking about Tiger's wood.

PLot thickens. House was recently purchased in Stockholm, signed for by Mrs. Woods. Her mom and sister are in Florida to see her. AND, a blond woman was taken from Tiger's home via ambulance 2:30 this morning.

I thought a "woman" was taken from his home and a blonde in a cadillac was seen following the ambulance to the hospital.

It was showing them unloading 'her' on Good Morning America this a.m., definately a blonde woman, with what appeared to be a pony tail. There was also a blonde woman, in an Escalade matching Tiger's (one digit off on the license though) that followed said ambulance in to the hospital.

EDIT: It was his monther in law that was in the ambulance
[url=http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10492710/Tiger's-mother-in-law-stable-after-911-call?GT1=39002][/url]

This will undoubtedly become the "Headline of the Year"...

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/enterta...quin?test=faces



ISO

One would sure think so.......

Keith

Cheetah.....too funny
Gonna be tough to shake that one.
Cheetah Woods, when a little cheatin's all you need.
Soon to be released, Cheetah Irons, for that cheatin' edge when you're close to the hole.

Here we go, roll the satellite rigs.

Why does tiger have nine mistreses?



Full front 9 holes, and a full back 9 holes.

For all of you afraid to visit the FOX News page (worried that something Conservative might rub off?..LOL)

Headline: "More Women Fingered as Tiger Mistresses"



The man's career will definitely take a turn. Truth be told though, Golf, like any other professional sport has a full entourage of voluptuous babes that follow along...hoping to shag a few balls along the way. I'm sure that Tiger isn't the only pro golfer to put his putter to work after a day on the grass

ISO

that's a good one, Mike.


Do you suppose he "Never had sexual relations with that/those women"?

Fingered so.

Say good bye to Gatorade Cheetah.

Just do her!

That is the best one! I'm still rollling in tears.

I said it days ago, and now it's in print!



Kayden Kross to Play Elin Nordegren in Porn Parody 'Tiger's Wood'
Zimbio - ‎7 minutes ago‎
Tiger Woods of the USA with his girlfriend Elin Nordegren on the 17th green after his defeat during the afternoon foursome matches on the first day of the ...

Tiger hunting....The Video Game

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

Ya, must be tough to be a billionaire golfer with a barbie doll wife and as many exra marrital affairs as you can handle. Ya, he got caught, but he's gonna be back in the saddle in no time! He will be remembered for his golf in the long run.

How many times do you hear of Kobe raping that woman in Denver. It is forgotten and he is the MVP again.

Elin Nordegren knockoff.



c/22

WTFO

What's the latest on Tigger?

Mf

It's no longer tiger woods..

Now it's Lion Cheetah

Get this off Snopes Hank? One of the most funniest things I've read here.

Good stuff!

Mf

STUD

Tiger's Holiday poem that's ho..ho....ho.


Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry.

He’d been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tiger’s ever more sorted tale, it was told.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasn’t hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didn’t call OnStar,
Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a skanky old pornstar.
He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn’t a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If you’re going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid.
Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s of good cheer,
Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year.